Smart in a Stupid way

Bang you

2011-01-16T01:45:00.010+08:00

Howdy :)

Sooo I had my first week of internship at this place called Futurelab. So far so good I guess, can't really say much except that the people there are an awesome crowd (well, 11 isn't really a crowd) and work is slowly working its way in (lol for pun).

I don't know about first impressions because I don't think I cemented a very good one on them. The first few days I was sooooooooo quiet even I was uncomfortable wtf. Imagine the monkey in me clawing itself to get out. But things are getting better, I'm being more outspoken, like my normal self as the days progressed.

Pictures to come, until I get the camera from my sister, cause HELL NAW I'm carrying my big ass dslr to work.

Over lunch one day at Papparich, a colleague asked if I wanted to go Barsonic with them on Friday night. I was like....uhm maybe..not? Lol. Felt so uncool after that. HAHA

The next day, I discovered that even the youngest they have there is 23 and the rest of them are mostly 25-30? And when I revealed my age to them (which they had no knowledge of whatsoever, thus the club invite..they thought I was 21....hmm...compliment? haha) one of them went: WHAT THE FUCK OMG SO YOUNG! At that moment I felt like an underage kid denied access from the main entrance of a cool, night club wtf. And this is definitely not the first time I was discriminated against my age wtf.

I'm 19 btw, yes I go by month not year, damn sad right if I only got 3 months of each year since my birthday falls on October. So, yes, I was born in 1991 and I'm 19 this year /relentless.

Wokay, more about my internship next time.

LATER GUNSLINGERS.

updater

2011-01-08T02:23:00.001+08:00

Currently buried under 2 thick blankets because a fever came out of nowhere FML. But as tweeted after a 2-hour of sleep to recover from my high fever, I was feeling better and decided to call a company which I applied at for my internship.

Guess who's an intern now? HEEE HEEE HEEE

But then my fever recurred and now I'm worried if my health would get back to normal by next Monday.
Seriously, 2011 isn't going so well for me so far. Sigh. :/

Ugh

2011-01-06T19:08:00.001+08:00

This has gotta be the most FML week of my life. Way to go, 2011! =.=

Cash bling

2011-01-03T14:30:00.002+08:00

As promised, this year will be a year for things to happen, dreams to come true and goals to be achieved. I'm rounding up some things I would like to accomplish/purchase by next year because next year is 2012. LOL. Okay the 2012 joke is getting lamer, no? Or is it a joke? /does the Rock signature facial expression wtf.

I'm tryna aim less this year, because less is more wtf.

Read more books
Get myself an iPod Touch
A compact camera.
Get my driver's license. On my own. >:)
A new phone omfg yes, please. My current phone dies every time I talk beyond 30 secs fml.
On another thought, better get an iPhone right since I want a phone + iPod Touch wtf -.-.

See, I told you I'm going materialistic this year! -.-!
It doesn't stop here.

Fill up more spaces in my portfolio.
Get a job.
Either that, or somehow manage to conjure a miracle to pursue my Bachelor of Arts (Hons) in Graphic Communication Design. Gosh T_T see how good that sounds.

Lastly, graduate!! :D:D

Firework

2011-01-01T23:37:00.002+08:00

Hi all,

It's a brand spankin new year yo!

I think this year would be quite different for me in terms of personal goals.
2010 mostly was about me getting better in all aspects - academics, social, living skills wtf, and uhm self-development?

But I think I'm gonna aim for something a little different this year.

I'm gonna be the most materialistic person ever.
Hahahaha!

Well, jokes aside, I want to make things happen this year. And thus a new resolution. :)

Last year, honestly the only thing I can remember vividly was me being envious of other people. Their work, the things they have, their privileges, and how they lucky they are.

I'm done dreaming. It's time to make some dreams come true.

Before that, a short review of 2010's happenings I still remember wtf.

Transferred to Taylor's Lakeside Campus (which I'm grateful for because it looks so terrer, although the typo Physic at the Physics Lab still bothers me)
Known a couple of awesome lecturers whom I respect and admire and aspire to be like wtf. hahaha!
Got my MacBook after waiting for 6-months.
Saw the true colours of so-called friends. You can bet I will avoid you the next time we meet.
Went on a couple of paid photography jobs, and yes, the pay was good.
Played a shot glass roulette at a birthday party!
Made more desserts and pastries.
Discovered the wonders of Sg Wang and BB Plaza and eventually overcame my fear of going to those places because of 1) the crowd 2) the lala crowd.
Went out more frequently with close friends.
PD trip with high school friends, which I planned and organized, and it being a success is the icing on the cake.
New Year's Eve dinner with high school friends.
Got quite excellent results for Semester 4.
Got terrible results for Semester 5 wtf FML.
Organized The Design School's first Activity Week.
Had smores! Now I want s'more! wtf

My wishlist for 2011 is going to be a long one. So it shall be continued in another post. Till then, cheers!

Food for thought

2010-12-16T01:36:00.002+08:00

I like to make my own food.

#1 I save money. Sort of. Well at least I don't have to pay for customer service ugh.

#2 I get to put in all the things I like.

#3 I get to put in MORE of the things I like.

#4 I learn how to make it. That's a skill yo.

#5 Even if it sucks I still eat it because I made it. /consoles self

Egg/luncheon meat. The egg was slightly undercooked so the yolk stayed soft and runny woot.

Egg/luncheon meat sandwich. omg look at that yellow goodness

IDK, I know a lot of people who are disgusted by runny yolk. I saw once on Crayon Shin Chan, he put an undercooked egg on top of a bowl of rice. Then he stuck his chopsticks from the top downwards, puncturing the egg yolk and creamy, thick goo (wtf) gushed down the entire bowl of rice. Oh GENIUS. One thing I beh tahan is the yolk of hard-boiled eggs. :O

This, I present to you, is the most awesome of all inventions

No, it's not some cekodok or fried yam balls.

It's fried Oreos! WTF. Crazy unhealthy but I ate four. :)

It's super easy to make these. Just throw some Oreos into some pancake batter. Fry it. Sit back, relax, turn on Cougar Town, and die happy.

Maggi goreng. Learnt from the best. The ones sold at my secondary school.

This is irrelevant to the max. But it was so stupid I had to put it in.

You may call me lawsence from now on wtf.

asjdhlfsetr

2010-12-15T15:54:00.001+08:00

I have a confession to make.

All the late nights, all the time spent doing my projects at the 11th hour, and the lack of quality in my work - it's all self-inflicted. Not pinning the blame on anything else. It's pure evil procrastination, borne by your's truly. Sigh it's my fault. I have let myself down big time.

Yeah I'm talking about my results if it isn't obvious enough. :/

And now I wanna make lunch but someone's using the kitchen to cook dinner. At 3.43 pm. wtf.

day 3

2010-12-12T00:59:00.002+08:00

Day 03 - What are your views on religion/spirituality?

Hmm..tricky. I honestly have no idea. When I was a kid, my mother told me to put my religion as a Buddhist. And then a few years later when I ask her again, she told me to put Taoist. After that I got confused and just put 'dan lain-lain/others' to avoid further confusion wtf.

Over the years, I really rarely ask God for help. I don't say prayers or kneel down to pictures or statues of God and I hardly burn incense anymore. Not willingly or with an open, believing heart anyway. I'm not trying to offend anyone with my so-called beliefs, or lack thereof. But I realized that over the years, I depended more on myself than the almighty. I really envy those who believe in their God. Their faith and just the sense of believing in them is so admirable.

I'm still pretty vague as to what I believe in. Maybe there is a man (or woman lol gender equality) up high above looking down upon us, guiding us through life. Maybe just a God in general, no religion or differentiation of any kind. I believe in karma, I believe that good things come to those who do good, with good intentions, in one way or another. That's a lot of goodness lol!

The day we had lunch as a subject

2010-12-10T19:29:00.004+08:00

You know how most of us would say, break/lunch was our most favourite subject back in school? I know I would hahaha. The 'dream' came true for me in college many weeks back lol. It was a class for Visual Culture, where we basically study about the culture of visual-dominance or how people tell stories through appearances, shapes, colours, what have you. Actually this is my take. Please don't hit me, Jinchi. LOL

Not conforming to boring ol lectures, in Visual Culture we do more of the fun stuff - movies, trips, more seeing than listening - coz duh VISUAL culture /does Napoleon Dynamite look.

Napoleon's duh face.

For one class we went to Nirwana USJ to feast on banana leaf rice ooh babeh yummeh! Thinking back makes me want to eat that fried vegetable thingy. So fun right, makan for class? Anytime babeh, anytime! :D

The class. Nickolas MIA.

Fried vegetables! I forgot what veggie is it actually, though we asked the boss -.- OH and papadam! I always eat them by drenching them in curry to make it less crispy, and then I wrap some chicken with them and eat with rice wtf. You see the soupy, brown mush wtf in the middle? That's rasam (OHH NOW I NOE!)

Everyone was scared to try it, coz uhm no offence but it looked weird and kinda disgusting lol. I even thought it was oil. But then Jinchi the cool lecturer sorta challenged us to drink. So Liyana downed it like a champ, and then I downed like a pro lmao! And so did almost everyone else wtf not special anymore.

After tasting it, I thought it tasted like watered down tom yum lol. It definitely tasted better than it looked. Rasam, is actually Juice in Tamil. It's a soup made from tamarind/tomato. Of course I know this from Wiki lol. And it's not as oily as it looks!

Oh lord look at the heavenly goodness!

Me goofing around with papadam lol.

NAH SEE? Got proof I downed it ok! LOL

Champ!

YES (Y)

Oh have you heard about the basic after-eating etiquette for banana leaf rice. Supposedly after eating, if you fold your leaf inwards, it means you enjoyed the food/food was delicious/YES. And vice versa if you thought your food sucked/horrible experience with rasam/NO. Haha interesting aye?

We won't be seeing each other for 4 months until semester 7 starts. FINAL SEM ZOMG. Kinda sad. All the best people! Okay I'm sure we'll see each other sometime soon..right?

Pictures from Jinchi

DAY 2

2010-12-10T02:43:00.002+08:00

Day 02 - Where would you like to be in 10 years?

I would like to be somewhere, figuratively; as opposed to nowhere, doing the things I love to do. I would have travelled to at least 3 countries or far away places - NYC, somewhere in Europe, Tokyo, Japan and Pulau Perhentian wtf. Maybe having a small business would be a great achievement, too. Ultimately I would like to be in a position where I can live on my own, in a small apartment, have my own car, yada yada the typical wants and needs of an adult. In 10 years, I would have learnt more about myself, who am I really. Oh and I would have at least 5 tattoos, two on my forearm, 1 across my chest and another 2 prolly on my wrists. In 10 years, I would probably be lecturing at Taylor's LMAO!

DAY 1

2010-12-09T02:38:00.004+08:00

Day 01 - Write 10-30 interesting (or not) facts about yourself.

1. I am a superfan of dairy products. CHEESE, milk, cream, BUTTER, yogurt.
2. My name is pronounced LAW-RENZ. Not LAU-RENZ, LOW-RENZ, or LAU-REN-CHEH wtf. And the worst, LAW-LEN. Strictly for old Chinese relatives only!
3. I have OCD in certain things. Like, my music playlist has to be tip-top organized, named with proper capitalization and now I'm trying to get album artwork for every one of them. I wash my hands a lot.
4. I used to avoid eating mutton because I thought I was related to them wtf since I was born in the year of the Sheep.
5. I have crazy, sweaty palms; thanks to a condition called Hyperhydrosis. But it comes and goes now.
6. People think I'm Eurasian. But I'm not. I'm Chinese /does peace sign.
7. When I'm lazy, I really do nothing. But once I start to work, I get into a frenzy mode and I can't stop.
8. The smell I hate most is the smell of sulphur. I like to smell my own fart HAHAHAHA. Everyone does. Now, don't deny it.
9. If I were to categorize myself with high school stereotypes, I would probably be either the class clown, or the blur guy who spaced out a lot.
10. I once wished that I could own McDonald's for a day and put my mouth under the ice-cream machine and let creamy, vanilla ice-cream flow into it.
11. I think people think I'm funny? Laugh, now.
12. My nasi lemak consists of coconut rice, tiny bit of sambal (depends though, I prefer sweeter ones), crunchy ikan bilis, and rendang ayam and lots of kuah rendang zomg. I never, ever eat cucumbers. And kacang.
13. My favourite vegetable is potato! Especially when it's fried and served with mayo. LMAO
14. Sometimes I listen to songs that don't necessarily sound nice or cool or whatever, but because it was played during a special moment that every time I listen to it, that special moment is relived.
15. I don't forgive, and I never forget. It's sad to be me :(

25-Day Challenge

2010-12-08T23:27:00.008+08:00

Hello :) Whoever goes on Tumblr I'm sure you've bumped into 30-day challenges spreading around. Well I stumbled upon one that's quite interesting. And yeah, it's 25 days instead of 30. Get to know me in 25 days is what it's called. So it could be a tag, and in that case, I tag everyone wtf. Should be fun. Or not. Who cares.

I’d love it if everyone did this with me. You can answer one a day, answer them all at once, take however long you want to finish or never finish at all. I’d love to get to know the people I follow/follow me and for you all to know me better and I think these questions pretty much cover the important stuff. Add questions if you’d like.

Day 01 - Write 10-30 interesting (or not) facts about yourself.

Day 02 - Where would you like to be in 10 years?

Day 03 - What are your views on religion/spirituality?

Day 04 - Name 1-15 moments in your life where you felt that everything was just perfect.

Day 05 - What is your most prized material possesion? What is your most prized non-material possesion?

Day 06 - Who are your favorite artists/photographers?

Day 07 - Name the top five places you’d like to see.

Day 08 - What’s your earliest memory?

Day 09 - What impact will you have on the world?

Day 10 - What are you most passionate about?

Day 11 - How have you changed in the past year?

Day 12 - Your top ten favorite albums of all time and your top three favorite albums or songs as of this instant.

Day 13 - What are your favorite movies? Is there a theme that runs throughout all of them?

Day 14 - Name one person who fascinates you and explain why in detail OR name three people who fascinate you and explain why in one sentence.

Day 15 - What kind of people are you attracted to? This could be platonic friends or romantic relations.

Day 16 - Name something that you miss and something that you don’t miss.

Day 17 - What are your goals for 2011?

Day 18 - What does an average day look like for you? Are you doing what you love? Would you rather be doing something else?

Day 19 - Favorite books. Favorite quotes.

Day 20 - Name a “challenge” you’ve overcome in your life. Big or small.

Day 21 - What are your top dislikes? What do you do when you encounter them?

Day 22 - What are your political views? Do you follow what’s going on in the world?

Day 23 - Have you ever been in love? Are you in love now? What was it/is it like?

Day 24 - What are some things you’ve always wanted to do, but never have?

Day 25 - Any last words/things you haven’t gotten to mention? What do you want people to know about you?

Adapted from: wetbehindtears

"My shoulders feel heavy."

2010-11-28T14:24:00.000+08:00

Finally after a week of idling at home, "recovering" from exhaustion, I finally got out yesterday :) for a friend's birthday. I LOVE LOVE LOVE GATHERINGS LIKE THESE. So inexpensive (sorta), so chill, so naizz. I think we should do stuff like these more often. Takes your mind off stupid things.

My internship is still undecided. I must get that place I'm eyeing on.

So during this free period, I plan to do something.

1. Paint! And practice watercoloring because it's been 32 years since I last did it.

2. Do some art projects to be added to my portfolio. It looks so deprived right now.

3. Learn Flash. I'm so fucked in this because I missed out a few of my web design classes and coincidentally those classes were Flash-based FML. Really damn regret because I have zero knowledge in it and all my friends like pro like shiz already.

4. I'm thinking of starting up another blog, and perhaps making it a passion & profit kinda blog cuz it seems really doable wtf I see bimbo lalas with broken english also can, WHY CAN'T I HUH /semangat.

5. I want to find a room to live outside. I find it really uninspiring and depriving living here in my home. I've done it before and I wanna do it again.

6. I'M GONNA WATCH HARRY POTTER RAWR!! I was at Pyramid and wanted to watch HP but there were no more seats left. So I settled for Haunted Changi instead wtf.

7. OMG what if I do #1 and then put some of my artworks for sale? Any takers anot? /nervous

8. Download season 2 of Cougar Town zomg I feel like I can be on the show the characters are like my kinda people HAHA.

There, 8 things to be accomplished. 8 unimportant things wtf. No lah quite important also lah.

// Side note, to Adrian and Carmen, and whoever else who are interested to get the icons like the one in my previous post, you can go to InterfaceLift :) Works for both Mac and Windows. Woot at the attempt of sounding like some tech blog woot!

hurrah hurrah

2010-11-21T08:23:00.004+08:00

Hi, I'm up and all cheery and feeling good even though I only slept for like 3 hours. I think it must be because I no longer have to worry about stupid assignments or deadlines or going to college early because I don't wanna miss the stupid shuttle fml.

Yep, my semester 5 of graphic design has ended and I'm now on a break till I start my internship, which I want to start by Dec 1. Which is only like a week away, which I have yet to receive a proper callback from uhh anyone FML.

Well, so far I've received one response and things seem hopeful. I hope I won't get sick of travelling to Bangsar everyday, IF I get this.

Yay December is arriving! :D Then it's only a few weeks and it's a new year! And then it's only another year before 2012 wtf. D:

I'm lovin the wallpaper. And the icons lol so interesting to look at. It's Domokun for inspiration and wtf that's all I know hahaha!

You know what's the best part of this break I'm having? No need to set alarm woot you have no idea how much I resent my phone and that stupid Nokia ringtone (lol because its already annoying on it's own and I go make it my alarm tone because I thought I would be irritated to consciousness, turns out now I hate the phone, the alarm tone and everything else in between wtf)

I actually woke up to the weirdest dream I had. Like serious fucking weird kind ok. I dreamt about some kind of orgy WTF. No I was not in anyway aroused wtf because suddenly this PE teacher I hate hate hate so much turns up to raid the orgy party WTF WTF. Then I saw one of my lecturers there, IDK what's his/her role in the dream but he/she seemed to be condoning the act wtf damn weird and disgusting lah this dream (gender changed to avoid additional questions or protect privacy wtf). And just to clarify, I can't remember was I part of the orgy clan (god I hope not) WTF thought I'd put it out there first HAHAHA.

Okay enough about orgies I hope I didn't ruin your morning lol. K bye I'm gonna go eat some yao char koay and nasi lemak wtf.

o hai :)

2010-11-06T05:09:00.003+08:00

ZOMG I've been MIA for wtf 2 months. So long (well, not really) and so SO MANY things happened. NOT. Peter Chao style wtf. Haha. The only thing I remember happening is me not getting enough sleep, and being depressed over many things like how my birthday sucked (...again. FML) and doing uninteresting graphic design projects. Things got so monotonous I feel like I was stuck in a day that keeps repeating itself wtf. Somehow like some movie I'm not so sure of.

Lemme break it down to some important things that I've achieved/done in the past 60whatever days.

#1 I made heavenly brownies. Yes, it is very important that one be able to make heavenly brownies wtf.

#2 Attended cousin Amy and her now hubby Siang Wey's wedding. Very, very beautiful wedding and zomg they were highschool sweethearts! 14 years babeh that's freaking awesome lol why am I so excited o.o

I think this is like my signature pose with baby Joelle wtf.

Haha, see?

#3 I received many many sinful sweet stuff from the sister who came back from Singapore. Again, it is important to receive sweet delights from your travelling sibling wtf this is getting lame no? Haha.

IDK what's this it's so fucking goood!!

#4 I submitted my one and only (but fucking pain in the arse and annoying please insert other nasty adjectives) Graphic Design 2 project. Which was to create a corporate identity for a brand only I'm most familiar with (I think), myself -.- Can die ok do you know how long it normally takes to brand AND create a corporate identity. FOREVERRRR. K, I don't know exactly how long but IT SURE IS LONGER than 4 months! And not to mention this project cost me RM250 ++ for printing alone!! And itupun the printing quality sucks balls and tits T.T But then my designs managed to salvage what's left of it by looking quite awesome wtf /proud HAHA.

#5 My hard disk broke FML and I bought it less than a year and used it quite minimally. I thought I could pin the blame on someone but then again it showed symptoms of failing on me before that someone used it but I was too much in denial wtf to see it. Whatever lah. BTW I'm using a Seagate FreeAgent Go 320gb and it sucks balls and tits wtf.

#6 I'm finishing Semester 5 in omfg 1 week's time!! Then I'm off to my internship which I have yet to apply for FML and even decide where to go! STRESSED shitless.

#7 I finally FINALLY FINALLY to the power of 10 got my first ever laptop. I've literally been waiting for 6 months. And in those sad and depressing 6 months I had to suffer having to either finish my work earlier or risk submitting it past the deadline because I had my major classes in a studio with no computer facilities FML. And eating my huge ass ego by tumpanging my friends' laptops to present my work or whatever its damn saddening ok. LOL. No lah they were so kind to borrow me which makes me feel guilty and mafan because they have work to do too. And this lecturer attacked me for not having one WTF! Diskriminasi. There were also times where I went to print and I noticed at the last minute some mistakes and couldn't edit it because the printer's software were outdated or some other technical mishaps. Now shit like that won't happen anymore I can edit the whole day in the store wtf in case anything happens :D:D:D mobilility FTW!!

Obligatory webcam shot wtf -.-

#8 I saw this penis lookalike thing on the floor one of those staff room conference room thing and I had to take a picture of it wtf. HAHAHAHAH

#9 I grew a year older! This year was no different from last year's and it sucked cause I had to finish my stupid Advertising project for a direct mail. I really really hated it. Thus the final outcome also came out like shit because I'm a person that's like if something doesn't interest me from the beginning my body, mind and soul wtf would automatically shuts down and not wanting any relationship with that something. And I got a major headache after eating my birthday cake. Ugh. And me and the family went out for birthday lunch at Sakae Sushi which sucked balls and tits ARGGHHH!!! Horrible ordering system with horrible staffs and mediocre food. Bleh.

Yes I'm either one or ten years old.

98

2010-08-31T03:20:00.004+08:00

HELLO WORLD!

I can't think of anything to pen down recently,so I've decided to disgrace the blog with a meme I shamelessly lifted off Samantha's because memes are so interesting and imo a better way to indulge in some good ol narcissism and self-love wtf.

SUPPOSEDLY if you’ve seen over 70 films, you have no life. Mark the ones you’ve seen. There are 240 films on this list. Copy this list and paste this on your Tumblr. Then, put x’s next to the films you’ve seen, add them up, change the header adding your number, and click post at the bottom. Have fun.

Teen/ Romance:
( ) A Cinderella Story
( ) Another Cinderella Story
(x) Step Up
(x) Step Up 2
(x) High School Musical HAHAHA
( ) High School Musical 2
( ) High School Musical 3
( ) Hannah Montana Movie WTF hell no
(x) Enchanted It was on tv XD
(x) Sydney White surprisingly funny
Total: 5
(x) She’s the Man. Again, surprisingly funny, is it Amanda Bynes or what?
( ) Licensed to Wed
(x ) The Break-up
(x) 13 going on 30
(x) 27 Dresses
(x) P.S I Love You
( ) Made of Honour
( ) What Happens in Vegas
(x) Get Smart
( ) The Princess Brides
Total: 6
( ) Camp Rock
( ) Wild Child
( ) Ella Enchanted
( ) The Princess Diaries
( ) The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement
( ) 50 First Dates
( ) The Lizzie McGuire Movie
( ) Hotel For Dogs
( ) Just Married
(x) Freaky Friday When Lindsay was still a Disney girl
Total: 1
(x) The Hot Chick
( ) Sleepover
(x) Confessions Of a Shopaholic
(x) Twilight I didn't think it was that bad wtf the horror..
( ) Nancy Drew
(x) The Devil Wears Prada
( ) No Reservations
( ) Perfect Man
( ) Australia
(x) Never Been Kissed FUNNY AND/BECAUSE OF DREW BARRYMORE WHEE
Total: 5

Comedy/Humour:
( ) Yes Man
(x) Bedtime Stories
(x) The Pink Panther
( ) The Pink Panther 2
( ) Marley & Me
( ) Cheetah Girls
( ) Cheetah Girls 2
( ) Bratz
( ) Haunted Mansion
( ) Paul Blart Mall Cop
Total: 2
( ) The 40-year-old virgin
(x) Night in the Museum
( ) Night in the Museum 2
(x) Evan Almighty
(x) Bruce Almighty
(x) White Chicks The epitome of slapstick jokes, and I discovered Yo Mama jokes thru this!
( ) Neverending Story
(x) Meet the Spartans
(x) Meet the Parents
(x) Meet the Fockers
Total: 7
(x) Scream Wrong category wtf
( ) Scream 2
( ) Scream 3
(x) Scary Movie
(x) Scary Movie 2
(x) Scary Movie 3
(x) Scary Movie 4
( ) American Pie
( ) American Pie 2
(x) American Pie Band Camp
Total: 6

Adventures:
(x) Harry Potter 1: The Sorcerer’s Stone
(x) Harry Potter 2: The Chamber of Secrets Turn to page THREE-HUNDRED-AND-NINETY-FOUR
(x) Harry Potter 3: Prisoner of Azkaban
(x) Harry Potter 4: Goblet of Fire
(x) Harry Potter 5: Order of the Phoenix
( ) Harry Potter 6: Half-Blood Prince
( ) Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring Nope, not a fan HAHA
( ) Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
( ) Lord of the Rings: Return Of the King
(x) Chronicles Of Narnia: The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe
( ) Chronicles Of Narnia: Prince Caspian
Total: 6
( ) Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark
(x) Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom Shit the theme song suddenly stuck in my head
( ) Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
( ) Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull
(x) The Mummy
(x) The Mummy 2
( ) The Mummy 3
( ) Journey to the Centre of Earth
( ) City of Ember
( ) Finding Neverland
Total: 3
(x) Pirates of the Caribbean
(x) Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man’s Chest
( ) Pirates of the Caribbean 3: At World’s End
(x) X-Men
(x) X-2
(x) X-3
(x) Spider-Man
(x) Spider-Man 2
(x) Spider Man 3
( ) King Kong
Total: 8
( ) Hellboy
( ) Star Wars Ep. I The Phantom Menace YES, I'm not of em, and proud of it PFFT
( ) Star Wars Ep. II Attack of the Clones
( ) Star Wars Ep. III Revenge of the Sith
( ) Star Wars Ep. IV A New Hope
( ) Star Wars Ep. V The Empire Strikes Back
( ) Star Wars Ep. VI Return of the Jedi
( ) Underdog
( ) A Series Of Unfortunate Events
(x) Batman: The Dark Knight
Total: 1

Action/ Thriller:
(x) The Matrix
( ) The Matrix Reloaded
( ) The Matrix Revolution
(x) Terminator
( ) Terminator 2
( ) Terminator 3
( ) Ocean’s Eleven
( ) Ocean’s Twelve
( ) Ocean’s Thirteen
( ) Casino Royale 007
Total: 2
( ) Bourne Identity
( ) Bourne Supremacy
(x) Underworld
( ) Butterfly Effect
( ) Death Note
( ) Death Note 2
( ) Death Note 3: L Change the world
(x) Resident Evil 1
(x) Resident Evil 2
( ) I, Robot
Total: 3
(x) Rush Hour
(x) Rush Hour 2
(x) Rush Hour 3
(x) Mission Impossible 1
( ) Mission Impossible 2
( ) Mission Impossible 3
(x) I Am Legend Awesome.
(x) Predator I
( ) Predator II
(x) Signs
Total: 7

Horror:
(x) Saw
(x ) Saw II
(x ) Saw III
(x ) Saw IV
(x) Saw V
(x) The Grinch WTF? This horror?
( ) Texas Chainsaw Massacre
(x) Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning FAV!
(x) The Ring
( ) The Ring 2
Total: 8
(x) Final Destination
(x) Final Destination 2
(x) Final Destination 3 This was where it got stupid - TANNING BEDS wtf
( ) Ghost Ship
(x) From Hell
(x) Child’s Play Can I say, ALL of em ngehehe, since 7 y/o sumoh >:D
(x) Seed of Chucky SHITTIEST EVER. THIS IS FUCKED UP.
(x) Bride of Chucky
( ) Gothika
(x) Nightmare on Elm Street
Total: 7
(x) The Grudge
(x) The Grudge 2
( ) The Haunted Apartment
( ) Siren
( ) Silent Hill
(x) The Hills Have Eyes FAV!
(x) The Mask K WHAT? wrong category wtf.
( ) Son Of The Mask
( ) Alone
( ) Omen
(x) House Of Wax
Total: 5
(x) The Eye
( ) The Eye 2
(x) Shutter
(x) When a Stranger calls Waste of time.
(x) The Fog
( ) The Orphanage
( ) The Skulls
( ) Cruel Intentions
( ) Cruel Intentions 2
( ) House of 1000 Corpses
Total: 4
Cartoons:
(x) Lilo & Stitch
( ) Ice Age
( ) Ice Age 2: The Meltdown
(x) Madagascar
( ) Madagascar 2
(x) Kung Fu Panda
( ) Bolt
( ) Wall-E
( ) Monsters Inc
(x) Shark Tale
Total: 4
(x) Shrek
( ) Shrek 2
( ) Shrek 3
( ) Finding Nemo I DON'T LIKE LOH I dunno why everyone likes it!
(x) ET
( ) Cars
( ) Ratatouille
(x) Toy Story
( ) Toy Story 2
(x) The Incredibles BEST!
Total: 4

Inspirational:
( ) Little Miss Sunshine
(x) I Am Sam
(x) The Day After Tomorrow
( ) Coach Carter
( ) The Last Dance
( ) To Kill A Mockingbird
( ) Conrack
( ) Midnight Sun
( ) Little Black Book
( ) Rwanda Genocide
Total: 2

Classics:
(x) Ten Things I Hate About You
(x) Titanic
( ) Romeo & Juliet
( ) Frankenstein
( ) A Midsummer Night’s Dream
Total: 2

98 movies, nah I don't think I'm lifeless. Quite an unsatisfactory number really.

Hate

2010-08-09T14:48:00.002+08:00

This is a short hate post.

I hate people (and I'm sure everyone has come across their kind) who are intrusive and shameless when you are having a private conversation, face to face, albeit being loud with another person, and they come along all curious and pat gua. You put up this disinterested face which has FUCK OFF written all over it. Without hesitation, you try to ignore the person and hope they get the fact that they are not welcomed to know what was being discussed. But no, they keep repeating what happened what happened??? or tell me tell me!!! like a broken cd. And they do it in a way that sounds like either someone has died or they want the whole world to know as well.

This generous amount of hatred is also directed towards people who are supposed to know what's going on but due to their being impossibly busy or lack of care about everything else but themselves, they become retarded and ask all the wrong questions at the wrong time. Fuck I hate these people!!

I'm so full of hate :)

Dry

2010-08-07T19:06:00.003+08:00

The remaining 10. We are tough yo!

LAAAAAAAANNNNDDDDD!

First week of semester 5 and I already feel like stabbing myself before digging my eyeballs out for my dogs wtf. The timetable is by far the suckiest one yet, with classes starting from 8am up to SEVEN pm. Enough about sucky timetables, I've been listening to people bitching about it for almost a week now, and been listening to myself bitching about it as well, so yeah, no more.

Last semester's result turned out quite alright, unexpected, to say the least. This semester however is the shiz, if I survive through it.

Graphic Design 2

Web Design

Visual Culture

Advertising Campaign

Marketing Principles & Practice

Came back from a design conference by Thinklab. It's okay I guess. Saw several art snobs, bought an art bookzine which cost me rm30 but was also totally worth it for the quality of the content.

Time needs to move a lil quicker because I'm getting restless. Money is gushing out like pee after watching Inception wtf. Yeap, I wasn't really in the bandwagon on WHAT WAS THE ENDING which was mega-hyped about by everyone, simply because... I was holding my pee the whole last 40 minutes wtf. I swear I was moaning when I finally did relieve myself. wtf. Yeah..awkward.

Back to college matters, semester 5 is it. It's the time when portfolios should be polished and refined, and applications for internships be handed out to respective companies (I'll be doing my internship next term). All that accompanied by inevitable class projects. I am so looking forward to this, but at the same time I feel like retiring to my shell and just be left to rot there. I do hope to have some fun in between those times of tragic and disaster.

Untitled

2010-07-29T20:11:00.003+08:00

Photoblog is now heavily updated! Click

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Uhm, yeah. :D

See more!

sleepless

2010-07-29T08:00:00.002+08:00

People who snore are retarded and pathetic. I don't know what's wrong with them. They have to get themselves checked up and for someone to tell them they are old or physically unfit to be sleeping in the same room as other human beings who need sleep as much as they do.

To other people around these two pitiful souls, they need to learn to just shut the fuck up and not make things worse.

I don't care if I become one of em snoring dickheads when I grow older, at least I don't have to listen to myself snoring like a fucked up buffoon. And if by any unlucky chance (what did I do to deserve this??) that my future wife happens to be a snorer, I would demand a divorce. Screw love, I need my sleep.

There, what you get when you cross a person with a jacked up respiratory system and another person with a overly heightened sense of hearing's paths.

FMLs

2010-07-25T00:56:00.003+08:00

22th July marks the first time my collegemates and I went out on this easy peasy, fun-filled one day trip to Genting /yawns. But better somewhere than nowhere, right?

But thinking back, our lives are seriously kinda sad, and pathetic. We've been friends for like slightly over a year and a half now, and this is the FIRST time we're going out. Not to buy materials for our assignments, not to look for cheap places to buy said materials, and definitely not to go find cheap printing stores but to have plain fun.

Well, irrelevant thoughts aside, the trip was like a plethora of FMLs.

FML #1

A few of the members arrived late for the 8am bus and the bus coordinator kept yelling stuff but all I heard was "IM GONNA LEAVE IN THREE MINUTES!" and "I DONT CARE!!". That bitch >:O. Me and Liyana were stalling time by keep repeating they are coming down wtf. But in the end the bus left and four others did not make it to the bus. Stress giler babi. And those four had to wait for the next bus. Which was at 9.30 FTL.

FML #2

After the chair-spinning ride as a warm up, we headed straight to Space Shot. No queue, no operator. Asked this dude and he said, "Rosaklah." =.="

FML #3

Me and Liyana wanted to go for the wet ride, and we ran like hell for it because we were racing with time wtf. When we got there the lady said it was under maintenance FOL. Can die really. And the worst part? The reason was because it was raining. =.= It is wet, right? Idk, seems retarded.

FML #4

Decided to ditch the wet ride and ran again to Corkscrew for our final ride. it was abt 5.50 I guess, and our bus to KL departs at 6.30. Another dude was standing there, and he said it was closed until 6.30. WTF REALLY CAN DIE.

FML #5

We were all depressed and stuff after the Corkscrew thing that we chose the kiddy pirate boat ride as our last ride before we head home. We were queuing up and suddenly I saw the Space Shot thing moving up and down. With people on it! Was like, "fuck this shit lets go!"

Queued forever that by the time we got up, it was 6.25 zomfg. After we got off, we ran like hell again to the bus terminal. The bus left before our eyes FOL.

But all in all we went as a group of friends and that's all that matters regardless of how many FMLs there are wtf aww. Haha.

LOL this was the first time I got on it, taken last February.

Present.

Obligatory jump shot haha

We TRIED to be very touristy ok.

Spinning chair thing.

The girls.

On the way to the Superman ride

If you see closely, you can see me on it! XD

Bollywood-inspired picture.

Pearl Harbour-inspired picture.

Kiddy pirate ride.

All photos credit to Min Shen & Liyana :)

Hmm, yeah.

2010-07-24T04:33:00.002+08:00

Well not exactly Extreme Makeover: Home Edition, but it's something. Gah my html skills are rusty and retarded I gave up trying to give this a 360° transformation. Kthxbai.

OH Genting trip was awesome!
Full of FMLs which made the trip worth remembering. :D Later about that!

I hope August comes soooper doooper faaaaaast and quikkkly. /childtalk

Fooo

2010-07-18T04:08:00.003+08:00

I'm wide awake at 3 am, feeling hungry as fuck. I'm craving for many food that I've not tasted in eons.
Firstly food from my hometown Kajang, which I do not miss at all because I went there recently and the corrupted people there are more corrupted than before and the traffic - enough said.

Mee goreng mamak from Yellow Corner!
Grandmother Fried Rice, White Ramen and Zha Cheong Ramen from Seven Wonders.
Satay man. SATAY! Not from Haji Samuri please. The corner stall facing the mosque is so so much better.
I don't know, but I also miss the Chicken Rice from the food court duno wth its called Medan Selera wtf I think.
And the most I miss is actually my school canteen's Maggi Goreng. zomg that one really can die. Convent's kuih batik. Those are the shizz :D:D I actually had those like twice in my lifetime, because it's not everyday that you get to enter a girl-dominated school.

I want a Ramly burger. I usually order Ayam Special only. Nothing fancy like some of my friends they actually ordered Quadruple Beef Special like wtf. The best Ramly I've ever tasted can be found in a place that wouldn't in a million years remind you of Ramly burger. Or any food for that matter. It's in HUKM. Yeap, Hospital UKM. But I tell you, the burger so so so absofuckinglutly GOOOOOOOD!

Okay Imma stop right here. This is a pointless post anyways.

HAHAHA CIS

2010-07-17T04:31:00.004+08:00

Something randomly funny (to me at least) happened to me today while I was out with Edna Mode.

I was in Midvalley wanting to buy a pants. And so I tried one I fancied and wtf it's too long wtf. So I came out of the fitting room - which had no door knob/lock/whatsoever btw, wtf insecurity, but yeah why can't they at least slap a piece of wooden block (like so medieval) there, at least something that can hold the bloody door in place?

Anyways, I came out of the fitting room to return to the staff. I gave her the pants and the most bizarre thing happened. To simplify things, lets read the dialogue below.

Me: Oh hi, uhh I wanna retweet this (wtf realization of wrong verb)
Staff: Oh? Ok ok. (grabs pants from me)
Me: (thinking) wtf, retweet actually means something here.
Staff: (nudges me to follow to the counter)
Me: (wtf confused kao kao)
Staff: (seeing me not budging, also started to get confused kao kao)

Both staggering there, confused kao kao wtf.

Me: Uhh RETURN. kthanksbye. (abruptly leaves the store)

Another incident, also due to miscommunication. Edna wanted to eat at some weird dessert place in this area where Megamall and The Gardens coincide.

The place seemed crowded and like there were no seats. I later found out that you can literally sit anywhere you like, no particular ownership of the seats and tables.

Before that, this happened.

Uncivilized staff (US) / me

Me: Excuse me, do you have any empty seats?
US: HAH?!!!!!
Me: Got empty seats AH?
US: HAH?!?!! Wor ting bu dao ni jiang sem moh WOR! (I can't hear what you're saying!!!!)
And she did this "I can't hear you" expression a coupla times.

Me: Uhh, where can I sit? Got empty seats ah? (louder)
US: wo ting bu dong ni jiang sem moh~ (I don't understand what you're saying~)

In a nonchalant manner, and I-rather-stare-at-my-fingernails attitude.
This lady showed this fugly ass expression that makes you sour and reminds you of roadkill.

Me: (thinking) Damn this bitch is rude.

And despite the fact I speak Mandarin, I purposely didn't wanna make it easy for her wtf vindictive sial.
Thus, I went on and on speaking English just to mess with her head.

I dunno, I think all that fuss could have been avoided with a simple genuine smile. :)

Cis.

7,8,9,10

2010-07-13T18:41:00.005+08:00

Yes I shoulda. I should've planned the stuff I should be doing this sem break because everything is all over the place.

I needa plan. Things to buy. Things to do. Things to learn.

1. My portfolio.
This is the shit I recently went to meet a potential client and the first thing she asked me was "so, are you gonna show me anything?"

My initial reaction was. FRUCK.
I'm a failure omg spent thousands to study and I forgot about the portfolio. -_-

Thank god and my pack-rat nature and Kingston wtf. Portable pendrives FTW!

2. Organize EVERYTHING.
I have so many files and folders and decreasing disk space and room for all my shit from sem 4. And sem 3. And sem 2 wtf I'm actually a rat.

The thing about being in the creative industry is that you need to keep samples of stuff from flyers, templates, cards, magazines and all the junk you can find. WHY? Because you WILL need it later.

3.Catch up with people.
Like friends haha! Go out, catch up, watch a movie, the works. People, I'm shamelessly asking you to drag my ass out wokay :)

4. Rekindle my intimate relationship with my bed WTF.
We've been on a time out since March and "it's a quarter after 1 i'm all alone and i need you now wtf" wokay that was lame.
Sleep is the sex I get from my bed.

#1 reminded me of something!

5. Claim all my a3 files from various lecturers wtf.
They are expensive ok! Don't expect me to buy another one for the portfolio. OVER MY DOGS' CHUBBY AND OVERWEIGHT BODIES wtf.

6. Get paid!
Get a job first loser! Hopefully I land the gig I'm eyeing on. Nyeheheeee -_-

7. Finally get that something.
/Evil smirk There's nothing else I can say eh eh eh. Must low profile first before I have it in my hands.

HEY!

2010-07-12T02:29:00.004+08:00

HELLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOO WORLDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm so so so so exhilarated to blog! Hahaha! Hyper weeeeeeeeeee!

Currently on my sem break, which also explains why I'm so free to blog. Seriously, sem 4 was like a freaaakin battle with cancer or some shit like that. I am pretty sure I was on a weekly cycle of 2-3 days of not sleeping. WTF man!

I should avoid going out in public..especially at night since I now look like dead zombie. Yes, zombies are undead. My point exactly.

SEMESTER 4 IS FUCKIN OVER!

I finally watched Toy Story 3 and yes, it's very nostalgic and sad wtf. That fucking Big Baby (who looks like a white Forest Whitaker -the eye btw) is so scary and freaky that I concluded after the movie that it was not child-friendly at all.

The first thing I'll be doing this break is catching up on The Big Bang Theory wtf.

The day before the last of class, we camwhored a little. Sheesh wonder why is it so rare amongst us design students to snap friendly-class situationy-eventfully-randomy pictures like how communications students do? Bazzinga!

Please prepare yourselves for a series of images from the magical country of Retardland.

I look like I fuckin constipated. Or constipating wtf.

Yea, you have no idea how much it hurts.

Again, constipating.

Oh, oh, that's the promo poster for my group's cereal packaging right there!

Hey, read my shirt!

Lacoste ad fail.

wtf.

Double wtf. This one really can die.

I shall also update my long-forsaken photoblog T.T because I literally got like tonnes of photos worth sharing cheh perasan haha whatever fuck off -_-

Till then! I shall go watch the match naaaau!

Aku tunggu

2010-06-16T02:52:00.004+08:00

So here I am again, in the wee hours sacrificing my life to heaps of stuff to do.
I was watching a video on Youtube about graduation.
Makes me think what would my graduation day look like?
Could I even make it to that day?

Would someone trip on their way to receive the scroll?
Would that someone be me wtf? (Highly possible)

Would Taylor's provide those graduation outfits? With the square hats that defines and completes your graduating?
Would there be a free flow of tears?
Would my family and friends be there to cheer on?
What would the after party look like?

Would 2012 even come WTF? (It's just a movie RIGHT)

Edit #1: I just realised I'll be graduating in 2011 not 2012 YAY.

Wait, no degree then?! D:

So terrifying.

Wokay back to work :(

Puduraya

2010-06-05T18:25:00.004+08:00

Last Thursday was my class trip to Leo Burnett. Overall, I think the journey to LB is more entertaining than LB itself.

FYI, Leo Burnett is one of the top advertising agencies in the world. They handle accounts like Dutch Lady, McDonald's, Marlboro, Petronas and Taylor's College HAH! So yeah, we were all stoked to be visiting their place.

Going all the way to Raja Chulan in two cars was disastrous. We didn't know how to get there!
And every god damned road in KL was like straight and you cant make a right turn despite the fact there's a junction to do so. So we had to drive all the way to the end till the Parliment WTF to make a U-turn. FOL.

We were warmly greeted by this wtf.

Talking and joking with the Creative Director, Mr. Tan Yew Leong.

The lady on the left is my very cool-looking History of GD lecturer. She has tattoos & piercings all over. :D

The lady with the pink handbag gave two unforgettable "presents" to Min Shen. :)

Photos credit to Taylor's College

Paiseh

2010-05-25T23:10:00.002+08:00

Today a friend named Bieber* brought some heavenly and much needed chocolate cake to class. After Human Communication ended, literally everyone swarmed the table the cake was on.

Btw, HC is the best class so far, stressless, and so fun! It's a nice change from the usual design stuff from other classes which can make us die.

Being polite, Bieber offered the heavenly and much needed chocolate cake to Mrs X*

She was hesitant, but the tempting seduction of the chocolate vixen wtf got the best of her. At last, she gave in and grabbed a piece.

She ate as we witnessed the glory of the heavenly and much needed chocolate cake glimmering in the morning sunshine wtf.

Then. I saw that she's got a tiny bit of chocolate smudged on her chin.

I told her, "Mrs X, you've got chocolate smudged on your chin."

"Oh really?" she said, as she hurriedly tried to wipe off the stains.

Repeatedly she wiped, and the stain was still there.

And then I realised.

It was her mole.

WTF.

I feel so bad. Well, not really, cause I seriously thought it was chocolate. :3 <- cute and adorable emoticon wtf.

I'm sorry :3

*Names have been changed to protect nothing wtf. Mrs X sounds cool though. :D

Please do not feed the animal

2010-05-13T20:18:00.003+08:00

Just came back after whole day of indulging in unhealthy food that is so good, you can just die! Literally. So I tweeted about it and then I look up and see this. I ended with died, but twitter decided to time my death wth.

Hahahaha. Laugh, I demand that you do.

Because life is better like that wtf :)

Yeah, go die

2010-05-07T23:19:00.004+08:00

See. It all makes sense now.

These few weeks really can die. Just when you think life's slowly getting slightly better, Electronic Bitch Publishing comes flying outta nowhere and effed me in the eye wtf. And then History of Graphic Design came from the same shithole EBP came from and decided to shit on my forehead FML.

And then I found out the whole schedule is changing.. again. For the third time. And life is really a bitch. First was I found out there will be NO MORE 8inthewtf morning. And here's where life started her bitch phase: there are like 3 days of classes till 5-6inthewtf evening. HOW CAN??

All that and the road to Taylor's is always so fucking jammed up GO DIE CAN??

And we're going to the National Art Gallery again?? WTF.

And shitty people trying to ruin my already half-wrecked life never stop existing. And several super eager beavers are trying to get me into something I don't think I can commit to. I appreciate the offer and all, but I'm kinda hanging off the edge here so yeah, kthxbai.

Feel like having Ikea egg tarts and ice-cream and meatballs and kon loh pan min again. FOOD IS THE SOLUTION TO EVERY PROBLEM.

Word of the month:

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/die

All we need is love

2010-05-02T03:09:00.004+08:00

Hi all,
This post is dedicated especially (only) for those who cared enough to give your thoughts and advices to what was a defeated part of myself.

It was a weak moment and it was also one of those moments that made me feel like I was hopelessly drenched in a pool of failure and there was no way to save myself wtf.
No sleep and stress make people go nuts.

I can't say I feel better now as the workload does not seem to disappear.
Instead, they multiply and reproduce like a couple of cats in heat fml.

But, thanks to all of you, I feel like I'm invincible now. Okay that's bull.
But seriously, I feel much more positive now. Yay.

To all my coursemates who are feeling the same, fret not I say, we are in this together, and we'll support each other through this shithole okay? :D:D:D:D:D

The dedicated post is now over. Thanks for your time.
A regular post has now begun. Hello!

before.

after wtf.

This is one of the many things that made me almost wanted to die.

The above is my assignment for History of Graphic Design, where I'm supposed to come up with a creative way of presenting my thoughts and research on a symbol we find interest in.

Hence, the peace symbol.

Which explains the many illustrations done with the hippies, hippy vans, the 60s, The White Poppy Movement, white doves, John Lennon and love sperms wtf in mind.

I spent the whole night not sleeping doing this. OH and the whole "thoughts and research thing" was handwritten fml.

I forgot to snap a picture of how the whole thing works. It was cut halfway, then folded in a way that needs the reader to reveal it one by one

So when the reader finally reveals the last part, he/she can see the big picture - the peace symbol. -_____-

This was done to incorporate the idea of unity, which is essential in hopes of achieving some sorta peace e.g. a peaceful country, a peaceful marriage, a peaceful market wtf, etc etc.

Geddit geddit?

Wokay, I got a new scanner that I'm so ecstatic I can die.

So I now have the ability to scan my sketchbook. Hee hee hee. ;D

And baby, I can't wait for August. :D:D:D:D

Stress got to me

2010-04-26T06:04:00.002+08:00

In the midst of nearly having a severe brain shutdown.

Soo, I suddenly have this sudden thought. Okay that sounded dumb.
But this thought kills me to even think about it.

I'm not sure if I'm in the right course.

OH FUCK. There, I said it. I know right.
Can't believe it.

Seriously? I think about that NOW??

I feel like whatever I'm doing is just not good enough.
And it scares the shit outta me when I'm unsure of my own capabilities.

I cringe every time I have to come up with creative NEW ideas.
When in fact all I wanna do is DRAW, ILLUSTRATE, PAINT.

I hate living here wtf random. By here I don't mean my home wtf.
This place deprives me of my creative freedom.

I feel bad to even contemplate this shit.

Just wish to have someone saying 'it's okay, everything will be fine' to me.

And it actually would.

Ugh, my brain is tired and I feel like giving up.

I hate myself now. Shithead.

halt

2010-04-20T00:43:00.001+08:00

Major FML.

No updates til then.

Boo.

River's eleven

2010-04-02T22:46:00.001+08:00

Missing link?

Okay, setting the timer at TWO seconds is never gonna work. :\

Tadaa! Presenting the pioneers of The Design School!

Advertising and art direction class kinda makes me sweat. Cold sweat. But I like it!

Don't stop..believing.

2010-04-01T01:02:00.003+08:00

Finally, college has resumed! Had my first class of my second year of diploma today. Was that confusing? Not really lol. I'm stoked and so looking forward to the new semester, mainly because this is the second year which means, I'm technically no longer in the foundation year of my course, and the subjects are getting tougher (haih) but much much more interesting and hmm, more related to what I'll be doing in the future?

Graphic Design 1

Electronic Publishing

Advertising & Art Direction

History of Graphic Design

Human Communication

So, yeap, five subjects. Five very glamorously named subjects. :) Looking forward to meeting new lecturers and graduating wtf. Okay that's a long way to go. I'll probably regret saying this by the end of the semester, or am I going to jinx it? But I'm just so excited that most of the subjects I'm having this semester covers what I need to know about the awesome world of publication. Red-coloured awesome for 'ong' lol. No jinx wtf :)

The size of the class has now downsized into a group of mere 11 bright and wonderful people. Haha. Which is a good thing cause I believe smaller groups work much more efficiently. And less fungus bahahaha! Let's pray and cross our fingers that I make it thru this sem in one piece.

Today, I tried to infect people with that song from Glee. Hahaha. Hence, the title. :D

I'll get it myself.

2010-03-24T02:31:00.002+08:00

Once again, the promise is broken.
Just like before.
I was gullible enough to take it for another time, despite knowing what the outcome will be.
I was naive to think it was to happen. Because it didn't.
I guess there's no one in life, in general, that you can trust whole-heartedly.
Nobody but yourself.
Heh, I can't trust even myself sometimes. (When I start seeing things at night wtf)

It wasn't my intention to write it like a poem. It's not.

Fuck this shit I'm gonna print my own dollar bills.

I secretly, well, IF it's not obvious enough; really, really despise you. I know, this is real hatred. And it's unhealthy to bear this negativity with me all the time. It's like when Mr. Incredible was detected by Syndrome's security and hundreds of anti-infiltrator robots started shooting balls that expand to the point it 'swallowed' him alive WTF.

Screw that. My point is that all the hatred ends up piling on me and finally pins me to the dirt.

And I don't like that.

Futterwacken, Futterwagon

2010-03-21T02:04:00.011+08:00

Recently, I received many visits from people from foreign countries like Netherlands, the U.S., Canada, Romania, and Malta wtf.

Knowing I have no contacts from any of those countries, I tried to look for what might be the foreigner-magnet on my blog.

Thanks to Nuffnang wtf, I could actually track popular keywords from my blog that got stumbled into the (more popular side of) world wide web.

And guess what the keyword is.

Futterwacken.

Now in my previous post, I mentioned FutterwaGON. Apparently, half the world shares the same thought on how the infamous dance by the Mad Hatter is spelt.

I don't know why but I have the habit of doing 'researches' if I don't get the right answer for a certain matter.

That is why Google is my all-time BFF.

And so very oddly, my blog came out first on the results for futterwagon. Well, that explains the weird increase of readers from unrelated countries wtf.

What's more FTL is I only talked about the dance in one freakking sentence wtf hahaha. Woops.

I shall make amends to whoever looked up for Futterwagon, Futterwacken, fuckwhatever,

by embedding a video from youtube wtf.

To satisfy your AiW needs wtf. Hahaha.

The dance was hilarious although kinda lame and yeah, lame. He was talking about it in the earlier part of the film, and it sounded so interesting and cool.

The Tweedle twins stil very FTW :D

Oh well.

Oreo Crazy

2010-03-20T23:28:00.004+08:00

Some two weeks ago, I decided to make a cake. Note that I said make, not bake. Bad experience if any of you recall. And since I'm so free and there's a packet of cream cheese in the fridge wtf, I decided on an Oreo cheesecake. Easy, simple, and hassle-free good food.

Boy was I wrong.

The hardest part for me was to make the base. You know, the cookie base at the bottom of a cheesecake.
And then because I don't own an electric mixer, I had to whip the cream until I felt like giving up and go to Secret Recipe to get TWO Oreo cheesecake instead wtf.

The base made entirely out of Oreo cookies.

Which was too thin and dry that it can't be cut FML.

And somebody said it looks like garden soil wtf.

It's a must to do a peace sign when you make the base for Oreo cheesecake.

Oreo cookies. No, guai loes call them Oreo sandwiches.

Peter: Would you like some decaf with some Oreo sandwiches?

More Oreo ~~cookies~~ sandwiches.

Finally, the filling, with cream and cream cheese included ohmysoyummehcandie.

Seriously though I would prefer something so sloppy, so messy, so gooey, but tastes like heaven mixed in with Oreos and Ramli burger wtf.

All that would beat a fancy French cuisine served in microscopic portions with the sauce spread in artistic patterns wtf any day.

Well, if you're looking for the final outcome of the cake, uhhm, don't bother. Haha.

Because, like the Chinese saying goes, ehm gin dak guong.

Translation: Can't be seen in daylight wtf. Or else terrible, terrible things will happen.

Okay I made the last bit up.

But how's the taste?

So. orgasmically good.

Really.

CNY basi-fied story.

2010-03-07T22:32:00.001+08:00

I actually don't have the mood to write about anything. Whatever I wanted to highlight about has lost its interesting elements. Lost the blogging mojo, as they say. Sounds like Mojojojo (Monkey villain with exposed brain wtf). Incidentally, I'm gonna blog about villainous monkey.

CNY this year was probably the most bizarre and fun in a miserably weird way? I spent an entire week living the life away from the city. Well not really, went to Penang for a couple of days. I actually stayed in an old school, hardcore kampung house. Rumah papan. It made me feel like I was back in my parents' era. Well, at least the era they told me they lived in (especially when they're nagging about how money is hard to find, blah blah blah I used to live in houses with no roof wtf). But, this experience was refreshing, but in no way am I saying it's pleasant. Haha. City boy. Oh, I went to Pengkalan Hulu, Kedah/Perak.

I got to see things that are almost impossible to be seen here in the city. Things like, wait no AMAZING things like the night sky. My jaws literally dropped as I looked out the car window on our way back from Penang. We took an alternative route, going through mountains and hills, far from the busy roads and traffic (though they were already lack thereof in where I was). It was one the most beautiful beautiful words-cannot-express how celestial and amazing the view is. Unfortunately we couldn't stop as there wasn't any shoulder on the road. It felt like I was in outer space. For the first time ever I actually witnessed a cluster of stars. No uncountable clusters of stars. A sight to behold. :)

I got to run around with turkeys :D The turkeys I've seen are either mere colored dots on books, or even more pathetic, slabbed with mayo and lettuce at a supermarket wtf.

stupid turkey that wakes you up every morning ish.

I encountered vicious, cruel, bitchy, fugly, ice-cream-eating and fucking undaunted creatures - monkeys. It was a harmless trip to the Penang Botanical Gardens with the family. Bleh, it looks like any typical park with flowers, trees, leaves looming around YAWNS. And monkeys. Monkeys that co-exist simultaneously with homosapiens wtf. I kid you not. And locals jog there and take wedding photos with monkeys climbing about in the background. Remember this tagline anytime you unfortunately visit this tourist attraction - if you don't kacau them, they won't kacau you. Most likely true. :P

alert and gonna down some poor kid any sec

sumor can eat ice-cream wtf

bro and his wtf pants. family and i.

a rare family shot. the father forever so garang wtf

did u know the day i shot this, 20/2/10 was the last day the train stop its run. they're being replaced with newer ones.

So why I hate monkeys so much? It happened when I was attempting to snap some pictures of the flowers, trees, leaves looming around YAWNS. Separated from the family (my clan wtf) as I was busy snapping, either that or they were walking slowwwwly. Was getting close to a monkey (too close I guess) this bloody barbaric creature starts to move towards me like a predator. It was going to pounce on me and imagine seeing that through the viewfinder. My reflex action caused me to do the worse thing anyone could ever do. Almost. I ALMOST wielded my dslr to sorta bash the dangerous bafoon. And omfg thank goodness I didn't. I would have killed myself. Right after I finish off the monkey. :D

Another incident left us shaken, not stirred WTF. The family and I were wandering through this stairwell/bridge place, and right after the parents made it to the other side of the river, a troop of fugly monkeys started becoming aggressive and violent towards me and the siblings. Babi pilih kasih betul.

To be continued cause I'm so bloody drained after helping someone to move into a new home wtf.

Let's do the Futterwagon!

2010-03-07T01:27:00.002+08:00

I apologize for the MIA-hiatus shit. Nothing has been going on for me this few weeks. Actually there were. But not so significant that I actually remember the details. So, with not much going on, there's not much to blog about.

I shall publish the post I wrote about my CNY later on. Just the whole process of uploading pictures and sheez really turns me off now. And I'm saying this in regards of my photoblog as well. There are so, so many pictures I want and WILL post. Just, not in the time being.

Geez, being on a holiday really is wearing me out more than going for classes.

Oh speaking of classes, I recently paid a visit to my ex-secondary school with Grace Lim. (Actually takde kaitan with classes, was just trying to create a flow haha)

It was so bloody weird, walking up the pavement, while fully dressed in something not a uniform. The staff room is now located on the field wtf. Well, next to the basketball court to be exact. And things are so bloody strict now.

Students are NOT allowed into the staff room, unless accompanied by a teacher, and the main gate is constantly partially closed, AND you have to sign in/out if you're an old visitor like me. Sounds like Hogwarts to me :\ Well, I guess they should have implemented those troublesome rules long time ago.

And they actually have dedicated and educated guards to guard the school grounds now (all that from exchanging Hahs? Yeses. Nos. Okays. in 23 seconds wtf). Way better than the one I had to deal with everytime I kena duty to jaga gate. Dahlah incompetent, he's also a pervert with a penchant for underage girls wtf yuck.

Seeing my teachers again is a well, a mix of different feelings. Some still get on my nerves, yes Pn. Biology, I still don't like you. You're still as irritating as ever! Some brought back the good ol' days. Ahh, not forgetting there were a lot of awkward moments as well. I didnt get to catch up with some of my fav teachers though.
High school is so fun, I would go back in a jiffy. D:

Later, I went for a movie at Midvalley. Alice in Wonderland! 3D!

It's really good, I think. And I think Tim Burton's interpretation of the Mad Hatter (Johnny Depp) is so the stylo and awesome. Tweedle Dee Tweedle Dum FTW.

Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum

Recommended! :D

Roti banana

2010-02-10T02:19:00.006+08:00

Today I cleared out the back room (which unfortunately is the only room available for me to do my work and Facebook D:). It is was basically a store room we chuck all the unopened boxes and heaps of junk into to deceive guests we have a humble but decent-looking home (and we get to bangga/show off a bit). LOL. So, since CNY is around the corner, ~~my family~~ ~~mom~~ I have to clear them out.

There's seriously a lot of

WTF just as I was typing the sentence above almost the entire neighbourhood lost power. All of a sudden it's pitch black. Leaving me looking like this emot O.O" in front of my computer.

Anyways, let's continue the cleaning store room story. Fuck I keep typing STORE as SOTRE, as well as STORY as SOTRY - blame the hand reflex thingy. So, it's SOTRE ROOM from now. :D

There's seriously a lot of shit in that sotre room. At least to me they're shitty. Bags of Tupperware containers, casserole dishes wtf, basically stuff I don't find interesting.

As I was opening up one box, a fugly lizard sprung out of it and it was like high on dope or something. It ran? wildly everywhere. And it wasn't your typical fugly khaki colored lizard, it was like a sun-tanned tattooed all over the body kinda fugly lizard. Cicak kongsi gelap wtf.

It's dead now.

I actually wanted to write on how I murdered the lizard. But I realised it would make me sound like a sadistic sicko. I'm not! I just recently hate lizards as they always run away when you enter a room. Hidung tinggi wtf.

Power came back on about two hours later.

Woohoo!! CNY is coming! I'm stoked and can't wait!

Breathe in breathe out

2010-02-06T01:21:00.002+08:00

My photoblog has started its run. Hooreh! I'll make it a point to update regularly, and hopefully with fingers crossed, I'll be able to achieve the style of photography I like. Btw, I like the layout and design there compared to this blog. Hahaha.

Huge pictures, good reso, sharp and awesome colours. Hmm, Blogger's not bad huh? :) Screw Flickr and Tumblr. Hohoho.

Chechecheck it out! :D

niftyfourfifty.blogspot.com

I rock a Canon EOS 450D, a nifty SLR I must say. Hence, the blog URL - niftyfourfifty.

BTW, I'm disgusted at how unoriginal some people are. Stop trying to copy other people! WAKE UP.

And I've got funny friends. When I share with them certain things, they think I'm bragging and being a show-off. It's weird when all I'm trying to do is share the joy, and I don't mean this in a sappy soap opera way. Heck, sometimes, they can't be blamed, I started up a conversation once with "Hey, I wanna brag." wtf.
How direct. But cmon! That's just my lingo, me direct speaking (direct selling wtf). If you can't see through that then you really failed.

CheeBye Guy

2010-02-03T23:04:00.002+08:00

Sem 3 ended with a very FML situation. So, we're supposed to present our body of work for Photography on Thursday. Waited for my turn to present when suddenly the lecturer said, "The rest just pass up." in a very nonchalant manner. Like, wtf, I walked all the way from Sunway Pyramid to campus WHILE carrying 6 huge muthafucking boards (with bagpack and stuff) under the scorching can-die sun..for nothing? That wasn't as FML as compared to what happened next.

After some negotiations and such, we managed to ask for another day to present - the following Tuesday. Great! It's settled then. On Sunday, my family informed me we're going for a 'family trip' to Perak. Yeah, Perak, I know BIG DEAL! But, sad to say, a family trip is sorta a big deal because we rarely go anywhere.
They're leaving on Tuesday FML. Yes, Presentation-Tuesday!

Wanted to go so bad because I won't seeing baby Joelle until AFTER CNY. And god knows how fast babies these days grow. I didn't see her for a week and POOF! a new baby appeared.

Tuesday came. D-Day. Entered the classroom, and it was so silent. Why is no one presenting? Sat down and saw the lecturer marking our theory papers. Hmm..I guess since we were like on a 'second-chance' thing, might as well respect him and give him time to finish marking.

An hour passed, he's still marking, while the rest talking, whispering, went out to smoke. WTF IS GOING ON?!

A girl (our savior) went to his desk and asked, "Sir, we're supposed to present, right?"
Lecturer replied, "Owh, no time to present edi, I have to submit the marks now."

WTF. Go die can?

Then why the F you ask us to come to class for?? Is that your way of punishing us? WTF!
Without a doubt, everyone was pissed and everyone's mouth, well mine in particular, were spewing rainbows.

And I missed a 'family trip' for this shit?! OMG FUCK U !!!!

My collection of photographs for this semester. :D

Woohoo! Sem 3 is OVER!

Restless

2010-01-26T01:23:00.001+08:00

It's going to be pure chaos these few days, until my final submission, which is actually on Tuesday (read: date of entry posted fml), but due to certain happenings in my life right now, I have to delay 'till Thursday. Lecturer, please don't kill me.

The most beautiful thing happened on 23rd of January. My sister's first born, is well uhh born. All healthy and perfectly well cooked wtf. Haha. That little munchkin is so, so adorable that I find it disturbing. Kidding! All's well. Her name?

Joelle Goh. Beautiful ain't it? Though I still think it sounds like peanut butter. Yes, I said peanut butter.

Gonna go prep for finals now. Check out my munchkin's photos I posted on Facebook.
I think it was love at first sight.

BTW, I changed the blog's header..again. Very randomly I got tired and sick of it to the point I was feeling very uncomfortable knowing that 'thing' is still on my blog. OCD? So I soldiered into the wee hours doing something so very unnecessary. Slept for 3 hours before a major photoshoot outing fml.

give me something to look at

2010-01-22T03:13:00.010+08:00

Another week to go and it's "so long, Sem 3!"

To prepare for an awesome celebratory weekend I've been downloading movies like a mad person since god knows when. And being an impatient little twat, I've started to watch some of them and some were so good I would watch them again during my real break.

Currently suffering from ESIC (Effing Slow Internet Connection) because of the massive downloading sessions.

1. The Godfather

I'm possibly the only person alive on this planet who hasn't watched The Godfather trilogy fml (Ok, maybe not, I'm trying to be humble). But I shall start slow. Movies in the 70s and 80s have way too many lines and are draggy. And I hate draggy movies with too many lines wtf.

2. Monster

Yes! The one with Charlize Theron who transformed into an uber fugly serial killer for her role. I LOVE SERIAL KILLER stories. Hey it won her an Oscar so I'm guessing it's a pretty great movie. I can't wait for this.

3. The Exorcist

Again, possibly the only person left on this planet who hasn't watched this epic movie.

4. The Incredibles

Wtf, very dramatic change of genre. Yes, the Pixar animation family superheroes blablabla.

5. Slumdog Millionaire

Kinda outdated lol. But curious on what's so great about it.

6. American Pie

7. The Ugly Truth

This better be funny.

8. Inglourious Basterds

9. Sixteen Candles

10. Pulp Fiction

11. The Shining

12. Marley and Me

13. My Sister's Keeper

Wtf, damn sad won't ever watch it again. Ever.

14. 500 Days of Summer

15. Dahmer

OMFG DAHMER!! I'm looking forward to this the most!! Great reviews + one of the grisliest serial killer in history, what more could you ask for?

All that being said, NOW I have to concentrate on my final project for Photography fml.

NO MOVIES til then.

Walter

2010-01-17T03:05:00.008+08:00

via Wikipedia

Balled up on the couch with a cup of hot Milo and chocolate chip cookies (yes, it was THAT perfect), I flipped through the channels until I saw Changeling was on. I have always been a fan of Angelina Jolie's works and the subject herself, so yeah I decided that it would be like my 'Movie of the Night'.

With hardly any knowledge on said movie, I was pleasantly surprised at the inspiring yet pitiful story of Christine Collins, her fight for justice and her determination to look for her missing son.

I was even more 'thrilled' (at the expense of sounding like a psychopath) that it was intertwined with serial killings. And truly the best part of all, it was based on facts, and unlike movies supposedly based on facts, Changeling stuck to the real deal, modifying only a tiny bit or two. All in all, I really enjoyed the movie.

And when rare things like I enjoyed a movie occurs, I Google. Haha. Especially since it was based on a true event. My previous mass-post-movie-research was after watching Zodiac and that ultimately emblazoned my love for serial killers, crime stories and such.

Read more about the serial killings I mentioned earlier here if you're interested.

Back to Changeling, I really gotta take my hat off for Christine Collins.

"One of the final outcomes of her suing the City of Los Angeles was the California State Legislature passing a law that requires law enforcement to have a warrant before a person can be incarcerated in a (lock up) psychiatric ward/facility."

Oh well, it would take me forever to express all my thoughts on this movie. So, in simple words, IT'S AWESOME!

Hey next post I'm gonna write about my plans for the TWO month break I'm having in Feb and March. Yeah baby, be jealous. And it involves a movie marathon weeee *victorious music*

Looking for rooms for rent?

2010-01-16T18:12:00.001+08:00

Taylor's College recently launched its brand new Lakeside Campus. I've only been there once, but woah it looks real grand and huge. Though in terms of practicality and convenience, I find the PJ campus to be the best. Why? Well, because it's located right next to a KTM station. But since the new campus, which I'm shifting to coming April, is located nowhere near any public transportations, the only answer is to stay somewhere closer to college.

It's not easy looking for rooms to rent, and to make matters worse, I'm on a tight budget fml. So what's the first thing I do? I go online to look for rooms to rent . My problem was solved when I stumbled upon CariBilik. It's like how you look for hotels when you're going for a vacation. Just type in the area you're renting a room at and voila! Every room featured is so well-described in details.

Of course you gotta do your part in hunting down the room you really like. The rooms there ranges from affordable to the expensive kinds. So, it really depends on your budget. And like any normal room for rent ad would have, it lists out the facilities available there and stuff. It doesn't just include rooms for rent in the Klang Valley ok. It also features rooms in other states - including Sabah and Sarawak.

And yo other college students, you can post up your ads there as well. I know of a lot college-goers who're on the look out for potential roommates. So, yeah post it up there. And those looking for rooms can also post up your specifications and hopefully those interested might just drop you a line.

I'm still looking for the best room I can get and hopefully, I'll find it soon. Oh well, April's like 2 months away anyway. Time is all I have babeh! :D

delusional

2010-01-10T01:40:00.000+08:00

I'm saddened by the fact I have unreliable friends. Those who come to you only when they need something. The same who ditch you as soon as they got what they want. You call yourself a friend? Please, the only F word you deserve to be called is.. yeah, you know what it is. Another kind, those who so called wanted a second chance. And yet they behaved like I'm the one in need of a second chance from them. I'm not even interested in mingling with desperadoes like you! And to those who enjoys playing games? Go fuck yourself man! It's ridiculous how you would waste so much time and effort.. for reasons I, myself couldn't justify. What a waste of space. Ahh go eff yourselves already. Tired of entertaining low-life creatures like you.

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2010-01-09T16:42:00.011+08:00

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There's a classified section for you to post ads, sell or rent your properties. Organized and well laid-out, the classified section is divided into categories such as Condominium, House, Shop and others.

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Too much AOD (Astro on Demand)

2010-01-08T19:27:00.005+08:00

It's a shame that those chauvinistic bigots had to resort to uncivilized, barbaric moves to so call protect their rights. Stupid, really. What a start to a new year. It's exactly like why you hate TV characters such as Ben Linus, from Lost and basically every perpetrator in Criminal Minds, because they swear by their own sets of laws, rights and beliefs. Then they start slaughtering people, kidnapping, bombing -- setting religious places on fire. Sounds familiar? :)

Pathetic drama queens. Get a real job (No, burning down buildings is not a job) and stop behaving like you're finding a cure for cancer or something. YOU'RE NOT! I wonder what their children will grow up to be. Sheesh, you're disgracing the country you know?! And not like the country's name isn't gleaming with scandals and overrated dramas already.

A lil' less drama is good for the soul.

Ah Pai

2010-01-06T01:35:00.005+08:00

Few days ago, the sister came home for the weekend. We were watching the telly while it poured cats, dogs and ducks wtf outside, drafting cool monsoon breeze into the house :)

Very suddenly, and randomly, a white, dirty-looking, anorexic puppy tiptoed in a frenzy mode into the porch. The way those ugly Chihuahuas walk. Haha.
It was small enough to fit through the gates. So I went out to put it outside.

Mind you, it has stopped raining. I'm a kind and loving person wth.

The funny thing is, this little rascal shrieks, yes, it shrieks at me every time I attempted to hold it. And it was so loud I was afraid of what the neighbours might think.

Stoooopid boi nahting beta tu doo ahhh..paaapi oso wana buli. Tsk tsk tsk.

So we gave it (now a HIM, I saw his willy :D) a Ritz biscuit.

And out he went.

Five minutes later, he came back in. -__-
And went back out.
And came back in.
And went back out wtf.

Went on for quite some time that we finally couldn't care less. I would have kept him, if it wasn't for the fact that I already own TWO bitches.

At night I caught sight of this puppy sneaking into the porch and sleeping under the shoe rack. Awww...

On one fateful night wtf,
I saw this!

OMG! Unbelievable cuteness can die just seeing this.

Check out the perfect size-comparison-item, the brother's shoes. Size 11.

I know, fucking adorabilia.

And then I knocked over something and it woke up FHL.

The box he was sleeping in is unmistakably a drawer. Had a heated argument with the parents and threw out drawers onto the porch wtf. This dog damn smart, and low-maintenance. Haha.

But that was the last time I saw this puppy.

It was rumoured that some big taiko dog ganged up on him with his konco-konco wtf and evidently the pint-sized pooch (wtf so emasculating Ah Pai) lost the battle.

Ah Pai was the name given to him by one of the neighbourhood kids. It's Chinese for, well kinda like Little White.

Auf wiedersehen, Ah Pai.

I'm not quite finished.

2010-01-04T01:17:00.001+08:00

Hey!
2009 was not only an excitingly refreshing year for me, it was also a year that I lost out on a lot. So, for 2010, I shall really improve myself as a person in whole, and also as a designer. I crave for new adventures, new experiences, and new lessons.

Some goals I'll try to beat this year.

The artsy fartsy side of me wants to:
| Start pursuing art in a more serious manner.
| Sell off some artwork and make a lil' profit off it.
| Master Photoshop. Like, master master. And learn how to use Dreamweaver! And InDesign! Basically every program in the Creative Suite 4.
| Conquer my EOS 450d.
| Get a part time job/internship in creative-related firms.

The health freak side of me dreams of:
| Working out. It's about time to kickstart my active self again.
| Sleeping on a regular basis. I know this is impossible but fuck it.
| Eating less Chipster and TamTam. There's nothing I should eat more of cause I eat too much of everything.
| Remembering to breathe. Serious shit I forget to breathe sometimes.
| Drinking more water like there's no tomorrow. I forget to drink water, too.

The being-an-awesome-friend side of me is going to:
| Get it touch with ex-classmates and close friends more often.
| Be ~~nice~~ nicer to people.
| Remember my friends' names. I'm a klutz when it comes to remembering names.
| Tell people to appreciate a good friend like me. Hah!
| Appreciate the friends I already have. :D

The good-son side of me plans to:
| Respect the old man and woman at home more. Wtf old man and woman. Kurang ajar! I mean, mom and dad. Okay lah, bro and sis as well for extra cookie points.
| Get good academic results and shove it in their faces. :)

And get a god-damned driver's license. zomg I suck.

I swear I will try to get all this done. Try.

Lawrence NWL

New Year Part II

2010-01-03T04:03:00.000+08:00

So after all the bullshit crap we did, it was finally minutes to midnight Linkin Park hahaha.
And we all stood by the balcony to watch the insanely gorgeous view. We were acting like wasted buffoons, ~~singing~~ screaming Auld Lang Syne at the top of our lungs xD.

False-started a couple of times LOL.

Vincent's time: 11.59pm
Varina's time: 11.57pm

My time: 11.47pm WTF outdated and sesat.

And then it was a new year. We screamed at the 21st Century, just down below, and screamed. And screamed. Hahahaha.

The fun begins right after countdown. We called up almost everyone, to give them the most epic shoutout of their lives.

My contact for instance,
L: Hello, Nicholas ah?
Nick: Yeah?
L + everyone else: HAPPY NEW YEAR HUHUHAHA LALA GAGAGAWAAHH!
*hangs up

Some didn't pick up, some were dumbfounded. Some texted back, 'Who r u?' wtf fail.

2010 started off with a not so big bang, but with lots of yelling and screaming. Hopefully the fun lasts till next year, when it would begin all over again. :)

Happy New Year everybody!

New Year Part I

2010-01-03T03:49:00.003+08:00

Happy New Year!!!

My first post to welcome 2010. I'm dead set to make this year the most happening and awesome year of my life. 19 is the new 18 ;P

New Year's Eve was particularly fun for me since I ~~don't usually~~ never go out with friends or really celebrate the arrival of a new year. It's sad, I know. However this year, or is it last year wtf new year confusion syndrome, I stayed back in Kajang just to celebrate with a gang of friends.

Apparently. 21st Century Cafe is the new It place. The entire road towards Bukit Mewah was congested with people trying to join the fun happening there. The fun which was nil. Allow me to mortify u with some ugleh facts about this so called It place.

The service is equivalent to that of a restaurant you find in a very, very ulu place. Despite the fact they are serving food in a seemingly nice area. Terrible servers, who rocked the LCLY face and bitch-like attitudes. Some (two only for fuck sakes) were friendly and hospitable.

The food is explicitly over-priced, with the awful customer service and so-so western dishes, it's fucking over-priced indeed. I've only stuck to one dish so far, for I received negative feedbacks from some friends who experienced cases like OhLiTu (Hokkien for diarrhea) and 'taste of air wtf' (tasteless).

You can't excuse yourself to the loo without passing by half-naked uncles or ah-mahs with over-sized beer bellies (the uncles, mind you. Ah-mahs with beer bellies are just plain wrong). In the skimpiest of all swimming attire. This is a violation of the human rights to swim in public areas.

Seriously, the service is a complete fail and they should immediately be banished somewhere far away. There's this waitress for instance, who sorta defied against customers when they requested for something they don't serve during festivities. She replied in a nonchalant manner, but all the while being a stuck-up rude mudderfugger. Unfortunately for us when we wanted to make our orders, she was the only waitress around and so we signaled to her. She went off to get the menus and just chucked them on the table. Like, wtf?

The pro? Fucking nice view.

We left and headed over to Vincent's condo at 9.30. The view even more fucking nice. :D

We mingled around, and then Jason asked if I noticed anything?

We forgot to pay. WTF -_____-

We tried to kill time by doing random things.

I was Facebook-ing HAHAHA to play Cafe World WTF.

While these people...

Wtf.

Playing video games -__-

Wtf.

Wtf. Blocking the people from video-gaming -___-

Talking on the phone with that special someone wtf.

Hahaha! Remember this? Zaman kuno. That's me epic failing btw.

Things to do when you're bored in Left4Dead

2009-12-28T01:47:00.005+08:00

When epic boredom hits, fret no more! Kill time by engaging in fun, joyful activities on Left 4 Dead.
Attention, this is me at my most, well not most, masochistic and sadistic.
Key word here is SPAWNAGE!

Spawn Tanks, lots and lots of them.

Clone a gajeelion gas can.

Set them on fire as you watch your fellow comrades get torched.

Clone loads of gas cans.

Clone loads of propane tanks.

Spawn Witches. Lots and lots of them.

Shoot, sit back, and enjoy the view.

Boring but quite therapeutic: Murder your friend.

Most Epic Way to Die Award goes to:

Spawn mega loads of Witch, in the safe house. Hohohohoh!

Falalalala

2009-12-25T02:16:00.000+08:00

Hey everybody! Wishing you the bestest time of the year ever, and it's 6 freakkin days to a banging new year!! So take off those shoes, dance on a table and PARTY! Cause 2012 is approaching wtf potong steam. HAHAHAHA.

Have a merry little Christmas!

Tong Yuen update

2009-12-24T18:38:00.000+08:00

I know, damn slow and outdated.

Doing this reminds me of the mantou scene in Shaolin Soccer.

Wuu...green AND yellow..CANGGIH!

Then suddenly mochi appeared out of nowhere. Looks like chee cheong fun.

B.M.

2009-12-23T01:28:00.003+08:00

I went job hunting today. And came back with disappointing results. Well, duuuh. Who the hell would hire someone for only TWO FREAKING WEEKS? It is ultimately my fault. Procrastination is unfortunately etched in my DNA.

Two-week period : what's left of my sem break. D:

Ahh, crap. I logged onto Facebook to see so many photos notifications, statuses on the 'Tong Yuen' eating festival. I actually was dumbfounded when I see 'Happy Winter Solstice' or 'Happy Dong Zhi'. -___- I failed as a Chinese. I seriously didn't know the Tong Yuen eating festival was called Winter Solstice Day or Dong Zhi Festival.

A friend sent me a greeting via SMS stating, Happy Dong Zhi. I went, WTF is Dong Zhi. I didn't reply. I suck as a friend. Sorry Mei! Happy Dong Zhi to you too! :D

omfg all I know is we Chinese folks make Tong Yuen once in a blue moon for some reason (I DON'T HAVE A CLUE fml) and there'll be pink, white, sometimes green glutinous rice ball eaten with either the sweet 'soup' or nutty-sweet thing. Very mochi-like.

Makan je tau. Sejarah fail.

And then I turned on the Tv and Hallmark was showing a movie called, 'Winter Solstice'. wtf. Ironic the very.

I'm gonna make Tong Yuen even though it's not Dong Zhi! Yes, I shall!

On a complete 180°...

An unfortunate and very much upsetting mishap occurred last Sunday. Brittany Murphy passed away. It's a shame, she was such a lovable actress. Her voice is really something to remember by; her husky, raspy but all the while innocent voice. And to think I was totally crushing on her after watching The Ramen Girl is...sad. May peace be with her.

I need Prozac. Now.

2009-12-18T01:55:00.005+08:00

Today I learnt a fact about myself.

I can't bake to save my life. I suck.

So like I mentioned in my previous post, I was on an adventure to bake the perfect Devil's Food cake (kek coklat -__-) for the mother, who became XX years old on the 16th. Ahh, yes, yes, I know, I'm a very good and loving son thank you very much. :)

Bear in mind, this is my first time to be involved in the entire cake-making process, from the buying to the 'decorating' to the serving.

I usually just eat 'em. :D

Let's start with the oven. I have no clue whaddaheck preheating the oven is all about. I mean, of course I get that we preheat to make sure the whole thing gets hot and all, but, what happens after it reaches the temperature we wanted? Do I turn it off? Leave it? What if I leave it and by the time I finish preparing the ingredients, the oven has already cooled down?

Confirm no future as a chef/pastry maker/kitchen-related careers.

So much to say, I'll just let the pictures do the talking. Well, most of it.

This yellow sifter is practically a legend in my house. It's been there since forever and I remember vividly I used to play with it like it's a tagging gun. Tagging people like they were for sale. Hahaha.

It's hard to resist not eating them. It's so surreal cause I usually see this chopping-chocolate action on Tv (Nigella Bites wtf). And the hot bath. Oh, it seemed so fancy and Iron Chef-ish. HAHAHA.

Here's a funny story, I was about to prepare the water to boil for the water bath to melt the chocolate and I got fucked. Seriously.

No gas. TIU MOU?? .__.

Lucky I'm innovative and filled with awesomeness. :D

I improvised.

Smart, right? :))

Yes, it's a rice cooker.

After the whole baking thingamajig, the baby was ready to be served.

An insane thought, imagine a baby was really being served. Looks like the baby pretty hangus.

The cake dome looks pretty fawsome huh? Very grand and 5-star wtf.

Wait till you see the cake. :)

TOTAL FAIL. HAHAHAHA.

I tried! The thought that counts right? :D

Don't judge a magazine by its cover. The cake tasted top notch. No kidding! It's just really, undeniably ugly.

I don't think I'll be baking or touching the kitchen for a long time. *trauma

Btw, the cake tasted so. good. yummehhlicklick.

Mother, prepare yourself!

2009-12-16T23:19:00.001+08:00

Today is the mother's birthday! Since I'm currently on my sem break, being free and all, I decided to bake my bonda a cake. So I woke up quite earlyELEVEN THIRTY, and started Googling for recipes. I listed down the ingredients needed. I went out and bought everything - flour, eggs, butter, you know, stuff that makes a cake. I was going back when I thought oh, I forgot the chocolate! How could I have forgotten chocolate - when I'm making a chocolate cake. -___-

I went back to the store in my neighbourhood. Of course being a small kedai runcit, they don't sell cooking chocolate. So I thought, ok, Cadbury will do fine. Crap, they don't have that either! I thought they sell Cadbury EVERYFUCKINGWHERE!!

Then I tried to chillax, there is another store right behind, so I went there, asked for the brown stuff, guess what? They don't sell Cadbury as well! Or any other choc bars for that matter. -___- Confirm takda business, chocolate also don't have. The staff offered me choc wafer, y'know the one very super duper scrumptious, wrapped in red, shiny paper. They're also available in milk chocolate flavour wtf.

By that time I feel like I have failed miserably. No, I don't feel, I really FAILED. No worries, I shall continue the quest to bake scrumptious wtf and the perfect Devil's Food Cake. Yes, I shall! Pray I get it right :)

OH, HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMA! :X

Orphan..age.

2009-12-16T23:06:00.001+08:00

15th December was an awesome day. Nicholas, Min Shen, Ee Won and myself travelled to Kajang to visit the orphanage we helped out at for our Moral assignment 245 years ago. Waited for Vincent the Oon to bring us the muffins his mom baked as a token of charity to the orphanage. SIXTY muffins! SIXTY, SEXY muffins! Thankiu, aunty!!

Had a tonne of fun with the kids there, playing Musical Chair. Since it was impromptu, we used Vincent's phone to play Low, y'know, the Flo-rida one, but in baby's voice! Where did you get that??! I was laughing hysterically when some of them somehow didn't see there were empty chairs left, and they thought they lost but later fought with their lives to grab the remaining seats as soon as they realised. Funny, I tell you. Nicholas shot portraits for the kids while Ee Won, Vincent and I entertained the kids. Min Shen on the other hand was caring for a little Chindian girl who was having a fever.

Later that day while the photos were being processed, I ran (okay I walked very, very fast) around Kajang town, getting from one CIMB bank to another because the first one apparently doesn't fix ATM screwups WTF. And I think bank employees I've met are absolutely lazy, and downright incompetent. They don't bother to identify customers' problems thoroughly and simply make their own assumptions and conclusions.

That day, for instance, I was told I have to go all the way to KL to unblock my ATM card because that's where it was applied at. Of course, I went berserk and demanded a thorough evaluation. AND of course, they screwed up but tried to cover up by performing a couple of 'technical analysis wtf'. They started clicking all sorts of stuff on the computer, hoping to fool customers with all the effort they are exerting. Cis tak guna punya.

YO! you beechy!

2009-12-10T00:40:00.001+08:00

Yesterday, I took a train ride from Kajang back home. I was standing in quite a crowded coach, thanking my lucky stars as it was during the rush hour (it could have been a lot worse). After prolly 3 stops, I noticed this woman in white, loose top rubbing her stomach in a circular motion, you know, the kind that pregnant women do. Then it hit me, she's preggers. Kinda small wtf, but she's expecting alright. Then I started looking around, and I see these young and not so young (but they WEREN'T old!) resting their asses.

The main stars here are Big Guy, huge, huge guy wearing a tight, tight t-shirt; Teenage Boy, tired boy who shopped at Teddy Tales wtf; and last but not least, Mr. Dumbfuck, who tried to put on an intellectual front by reading The Sun but who also failed miserably in doing so simply because, well the story's like this. Wtf my analytical skills damn cun-ted.

These are the people who appear to be young and restless wtf. They seemed to had it all (figure of speech lah) - all but the courtesy to offer the poor standing woman a seat. Big Guy wasn't really at fault because he was well, BIG, and standing up would prolly cause a commotion and he was a bit too far from the woman. Teenage boy, uhm well he was dead asleep.The worst is Mr. Dumbfuck, who is a serious dumbfuck. He was probably the few who noticed it and you know what he did? He widened his already bulbous eye, like a bloody noob, stared at the woman's tummy like he'd never seen one, then looked down and continued reading his paper.

WTF.

AND the woman was standing IN FRONT of him WTHGODIEPLEASE!

BUT then, when somebody got off, she didn't go for the seats. What the. =.=
I guess, she didn't want to sit after all. Still, that doesn't justify what the big-eyed dimwit who was a total bitch did.

Sorry for wasting your energy and time reading this only to find out about this terrible ending, MY BAD. :D

red light

2009-12-06T22:44:00.002+08:00

Hmm, the smell of December. They always say 'in a blink of an eye' when they look back at the past 11 months, how time flies by so fast. Figure of speech or not, I think it's just that we forgot the many things that had occurred in between those 11 months.

It's intimidating, when you're 18 and one year is ending soon. For odd reasons, it feels so different how a new year is approaching when you're 17 or younger, compared to when you're an unofficial 'adult'. Is it normal to have these bouts of anxiety? It's really inevitable that life becomes complicated as we grow older. That's sad, really. Seriously, do we really have to play the 'life's complicated' card?

All is well I guess. After all, what doesn't kill you makes you stronger, right?

The image above was taken during my trip to Danga Bay. Real gem I stumbled upon. A carnival! Insane lights everywhere. What a blast :)

That's sexy right there

2009-11-28T01:02:00.007+08:00

Hello there!

I've gotten rather lazy to blog. Either that, or that I'm not inspired to do so. First week of Semester 3 is over. And for this sem, I'm taking Photography. It's interesting to see the entire class filled with digital SLRs, when in the past we, okay, *I* used to go gaga over a friend's camera, since he was one of the few who has one.

Well, gaga can crawl back to Lady Gaga! Why? Cause the blogger is now a proud owner of a DSLR! Okay I admit the gaga line was pretty stupid. Hahaha.

Below is my very first photo, shot using the baby above.

A calculator wtf. Cheers for the laughs in the future! :D

Check my Flick r

Out of curiosity, I decided to have a go at Cafe World and Vampire Wars, some apps in Facebook. Little by little, I got hooked. More on Cafe World because I got sick of the slow VM.

Hahaha! It used to be Mamak Da Bomb. Now, it has been upgraded into a diner. Diner Da Bomb wtf.

As I am typing this, the father came out of nowhere and asked if I wanted to go to Danga Bay. At 3 in the morning, wtf. As ridiculous as this plan sounds, I said YES!

Never been to Johor fml.
Opportunities for awesome photographs!
The sea.
Watching the sunset near the sea.
It IS near the sea, right?

Woohoo, Johor here I come! :D

Can die.

2009-11-21T23:52:00.009+08:00

Dear Parents,

Here's a tip, stop whatever you're doing, and listen, I repeat, listen once in a while. It'll make my effort of communicating with you more worthwhile.

Dear Brother,

You suck. Grow up.

Dear Sister,

I understood the shit you have to put up with individuals mentioned above.

Dear High school Friends,

Thanks for the wonderful time today. Just reminds me how much I miss high school where money is the least of my problem, and yeah, Science subjects wtf. Oh, and you guys aww.

My brain is on the verge of exploding. It's like, when you're already emo like shit, and other people starts to nag, talk, "advise", complain, scold, yell, "show face colour", etc. And then you feel like the world is closing up on you or something and all these voices are hounding you like those pesky jingles they play on tv. And the last thing you know, you start thinking cruel, nasty, unspeakable thoughts that just shock your conscience. For me, all I want to do after that is scream STFU, then put on "hangus face" (canto).

Example of a VERY irritating situation:

A: Hey i got this thing i want to discuss with u.

B: Sure, hit me.

A: Well, I've been thinking..*starts jabbering away on a certain issue*

5 minutes later..

A: So, what do u think?

B: Hey, do u think this would look good on me/*insert other stupid, bimbotic, self-absorbed, irrelevant statements*

A: .... *Nasty, unspeakable thoughts resurfacing* MAHAI.

Pictures another day. Putting on a "hangus face" now. >:(

Babe & Porky

2009-11-15T01:20:00.004+08:00

I suddenly got this desire.

I'm gonna buy myself a pig. Oh wait, a piglet.
But it will grow into a pig. But it wouldn't look like a piglet.

OR

I can buy myself two PIGS. And then watch them copulate wtf. And then I can get a lot more piglets than I asked for.

I'm gonna name one Babe. After the most epic pig ever. Oh, and another one - Porky. After another epic pig. I hope it stutters as well.

They can join Fatty and Notty -the couple of bitches I own and create a brother-sisterhood.

I might have to keep them away from my family though. They are ferocious pork-eaters. Very scary.

When people walk dogs or uhm, cats? I shall walk those pigs. Though I'd probably get gunned down by the people of this country.

I'm gonna get a Moleskine notebook for myself. Yes, I will get one.

Of silver-coloured spoons.

2009-11-14T01:15:00.002+08:00

Feels like I'm not doing what I should be doing. Work. Hard. Feels like I'm slacking and purely depending on other people to get what I want. I'm not like that. I'm BETTER than that. That's not me. However, I find it hard to get what I want, myself. Blame the short leash I'm on. Blame the parents. Blame other people. Fuck you. Blame yourself, Lawrence! Improv!

I guess I ought to stop wishing and start working. But how? That is the question.

Site Revamped.

2009-11-12T04:11:00.003+08:00

Read title.

I'm gonna call it a night. Ciao.

Spammage

2009-11-07T18:43:00.004+08:00

I present to you, you and most importantly, you!

Some major projects covered in semester 2.

A montage celebrating 'mad' subjects.

By far the coolest thing I've done on Photoshop.

Weee.. Oooh and check those zombies out. Look familiar?

Typographic poster to promote a typeface.

That's 'font' for you normal earthlings buahaha.

Character design for Illustration class.

Meet Chaggy, the depressed tv creature!

Yo the semester's ending. Learnt a lot and slept less :D

Next up, Photography! Though I'm more excited about the free time I'll get to start working, earn a few extra bucks. FML my life has pushed me to second my love for photography Noooo!!

Please do comment on my work, let me know what's wrong or right. Wait. There is NO wrong or right in design. wtf Just criticize lah. ish.

Zombified

2009-11-07T17:11:00.002+08:00

What is up people!

Recent weeks seem to be the toughest so far, with one deadline after another, IT'S CRAZY! Sleeping for less than 2 hours a day is so.. *speechless*. Oh, fuck it, it's too tiring to even write about. Anyways, finals are on Monday, omfg there's no time to exhale let alone inhale, DIE.

Moral wtf. My attendance for that class is likely uhmm, 2 out of 10? Hahaha. Since I can never make it to 8 o'clock classes on time. Never! And wtf is in that subject anyways?! I don't have a clue. So last week's test was like some slap on my face, causing my ulcers to rupture wtf so ganas. Metaphor btw. First look at the question and I went - wtf *blank look*.

There was one question which really like, made me go WHATTHE?

As soon as you have done something, your friend says to you, "You are very egoistic." How do you feel?

Super wtf right?! At least ask lah what I'm gonna do after that or whatever. Not that I don't appreciate it. Hehehe. Shh, I shall not speak foul of it before the finals.

MORAL IS SO DAMN HARD I CAN DIE JUST SPELLING IT

Then there's another one,

What is the main difference between Act Utilitarianism and Rule Utilitarianism?

My initial response was,

*Reads question again* What is the main difference between Act UtilittitltilaltiWTF *didn't bother finishing*. How the hell I know? -.-

Then came this annoying voice in my head that goes,

"That's why lah, always miss class, now dunno wtf is that also. Ahhh padan muka!"

Right after that was another voice, saying something I preferred to listen.

"But then again, you have been through a rough and hectic week, IT's OKAY.."

I SHALL ATTEMPT TO READ AND DIGEST MORAL INTO MY CHRONICALLY-DAMAGED

BRAIN.

WARNING: NEXT POST IS ALL ABOUT MY PROJECTS HOHOHO!

Old person who watches Hallmark.

2009-10-24T22:25:00.005+08:00

It's 10.25 P.M.

1 hour and 35 minutes more before today ends.

Boring and uninteresting.

But I'm legal in a lot of ways now, so WOOHOO! Looking back, my 17th year of being alive past by so quickly in a blink of an eye, almost like the speed of light. And now, it's another year of new experiences, new faces, and other loads of new, new things to learn. Truly a refreshing year I had, from SPM to new job experiences to college!

Today I did what I should've done a couple of months back. I feel a baggage has been lifted off my back. And I'm glad. Though a little too late, I did it. :) But it'll never be the same again. :(

Compared to last year, this year's birthday was indeed rather gloomy. BFFs scattered all over make it difficult to meet up. Final exams for those F6 kids equals FML. Dinner with the family and chowing on Twisties watching horribly bermoral movies on Hallmark wtf seems to suffice then. Okay, not really. Noooo! Hallmark!!! Hallmark!!! Wtf is wrong with me!! Hahaha! So with not much happening, there's not much to write about. Burn me, please.

Yo, yo DSLR is coming up bebeh. Sexy ooh ahh! And thanks to everybody who wished. And to those who didn't, YOU SUCK! Hahahaa! Thanking people on Facebook is hard labor man, coz Fb is seriously bugged. Comments seem to self-destruct and go missing.

Oh well, here's to an 18 year old me.

Dai gor jai loh, yew sang seng jou yan ah.

conundrum. drum. drum.

2009-10-22T18:00:00.003+08:00

The few days before the day are always the worst. Split between attempting to contain the irrepressible excitement and trying to remain cool-headed by simply brushing it off my shoulder with an expression of oblivion. What's the big idea about it anyway? Or are we just nurtured from the first one about its significance and the whole hoo-haa that comes along with it? It's mind-boggling how some people would perceive you if you took it too seriously? Or is it a serious matter after all? In full honesty, it does matter. To me at least. For reasons I'm very unsure of, maybe it is the whole nurtured-since-the-first-one case. Isn't it a joy to be able to laugh and talk about it the month before, with full humility and modesty? And not be seen as this conceited, stuck-up person. It is a proud achievement after all. In the form of life. :)

Ugh food poisoned. Strongly recommend everyone to NOT eat a form of unhygienic and undesirable food product named Roti Hawaii. To be exact the ones served at Murni ss2. Yeah yeah, it's famous and all, with the whole parade of tables and chairs that measures 5 miles to boast the fact they're doing pretty damn well. Well, that piece of shit gave me a nasty ~~trip~~ vacation to the loo. And it's not even that good. With sausages cooked the day before and possibly expired mayo. Regrets. So, yep, you have been warned. :)

Dahlah tak boleh angkat kepala!

2009-10-17T00:04:00.008+08:00

"11 taon."

"Ye, malangnye."

She says 11 years.

I say, "Ahh unfortunately, yeah."

Both of us laugh until we die of laughter overdose.

OH wait honey, this our 12th year. :D

Hahaha..speechless photo I found somewhere..

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SITI KHAIRUL NISA!

You're 18 and old!

She's the one who shares the same kind of humor (Calling each other BABI and PUKIMAK) and there's never a time when we wouldn't laugh our asses off when each other is around. She rocks and I love her forever.

Suck on this Edward Cullen!

2009-10-15T20:52:00.015+08:00

Another Thursday, another trip to Ikea to work on the joint exhibition. Only difference this time, I got company! :D The psycho woman was my unofficial partner in crime today wtf. Psycho woman = Ezreena.

Like before, we had loads of cutting to do. As if I don't get enough of that back at college and god knows I'm the worst cutter, sticker and suck terribly at making things pretty and neat. The cut part was proven when I got distracted and swiped the blade right across my finger. Crowd goes WAAAAAHHHH WTF! To make matters worse, I exerted extra force to cut the piece of paper in a single swipe. So the result was a deeper-than-it-could-have-been cut causing the blood to start spraying out wtf. Haha exaggerating of course, but it was a bloody mess.

How embarassing right? I haven't clocked in 30 minutes there and I've already physically abused myself. When I got to the toilet, I found myself enticed by the rather seductively sexy HAHAHA blood of mine dripping on the marble sink. Wtf I sound so sadistic. But yeah, I was.

It was an even messier affair trying to 'help' me when Lisanne, the Senior Graphic Designer there handed me and Ez the first aid kit. Noone knew what the hell to do. Unknown to many, including myself, I'm haemophilic. No, of course I'm not, but apparently my blood clots super slowly. Make that never clots. Applied the yellow antiseptic and suddenly the most interesting thing happened - Ez knocked over the entire bottle of antiseptic!!!

Ez knocked over the entire bottle of antiseptic!!! WTFFF

GASPS we almost died at that moment. It spilled on the amazing table covered with cutting mat, wtf my dream table and onto the floor. The worst is this yellow liquid stains almost everything it touches.

Thankfully, we managed to save it before we got executed by the Ikea people. It was like some Mission Impossible scene trying to clean the mess up without getting caught by anyone. Lol. Alot of whispering and "faster faster faster!". Now, Ikea has got splotches of yellow antiseptic on their table and floor to remember us by. SOOOOORRRRRRYYYYYYYY. Sometime later, Ez too got cut! The blade was cursed by Ju-on I tell you.

Retarded guy and girl still got time to camwhore in times of bloody episodes.

The following images are obscenely graphic, viewer discretion is advised wtf.

Ju-On blade. Stay away.

Ez's hand.

Seductively sexy blood wtf.

Stupid.

delicious :)

Awesomeness happens after sucky things - Lawr

Failed quote but yeah, it did! I ate meatballs wee meatballs wee.

Tasted so good, with the thick and tasty gravy poured onto thick, crispy fries and jam wtf. The jam was very sesat, but it was a good combo, so +1 for jam! The meatballs. Speechless. So. good. Orgasmic face.

psycho woman :D

even more delicious :))

Bye, I'm tired of typing with my middle finger.

Fooock focckk fuh-fooock.

2009-10-08T16:01:00.008+08:00

Amigoes!

Been through one helluva week, with free flow of projects, complicated (though it doesn't have to be) issues with certain individuals, and lack of precious sleep, I'm rather depressed.

A few things happened in the college section of the author's life. Awesome things! Most of them anyway. First up, Cain Luxe play cards project. Truth be told, this was almost pure fun. It's one of those I-can-see-myself-doing-in-the-future or finally-something-related-to-me kinda assignments.

I'm supposed to illustrate two type of birds to be on play cards for a New York night club. Fuulamak! Dummy client lah of course, rofl. However, it was refreshing that I got to really feel how things work in the real world, as in how do clients approach designers, the proper process, the importance of researching, etc etc. Felt very Miami Ink doing the illustrations HAHAHA. The suits and values were randomly picked. And hearts represent birds. And I got two hearts! What are the odds? Peacock and owl were my birds of choice. One liner wtf sorry I don't know what else to say.

Here's another parade of project pictures! Haha.

Drawings.

Tadaa! The final look of the product.

I admit they're much better off the black background.

In between the weeks spent on vomiting blood for the card project, on the 1st of Oct (YES! October is here!) I went to IKEA to represent Taylor's for this joint exhibition IKEA is holding at The Gallery, Taylor's PJ on the 16th.

Was supposed to go with Ez initially, then some unknown Int. Design student, but lastly I went alone fml. Rather intimidating at first. But hey, how many times you get to enter the IKEA office right? And let me tell you, the office was the bomb man! Looks like a page out their catalogue. Haha. Spent almost the whole day there selecting ~~stuff~~ PRODUCTS (it's like a cult term there, you MUST refer to the furnitures as PRODUCTS lol) for the exhibition.

Wandered off to Popular to read crime stories for one hour wtf. hahaha. The book was very the awesome. :D

Bye.

Green. Like, bile juice.

2009-09-26T02:09:00.024+08:00

Printmaking. Sigh. It's probably one of the most painfully annoying ~~piece of crap~~ assignment, both to my state of mind and wallet. EVER. I've been taking a stroll in hell for hmm, 4 weeks? now doing this frustrating work for Typography. Not only are the materials expensive, the time spent on doing them was argh forever! Well to the extent of having to stay back at the studio till the wee hours to complete them. Okay I admit, so I did procrastinated a littttlllee bit. And the rejection. 'Nuf said. So for the Raya holidays, I was determined to finish the bloody prints, and make sure to blow the ~~socks~~ ~~pants~~ ~~beard~~ fuckwhatever off the lecturer. Haha. I will go insane if they were to be rejected again.

Fancy, expensive materials & apparatus (Hahaha, remember PEKA?)
Sleep-deprived
More money going out than coming in
Unbearable hours at campus/workplace
Rejection, rejection, rejection
Social participation hit rock-bottom

My life as a design student is complete. BJOML. To be clear here, spending shitloads of $$ is very very expected in the design world. So, I shall just suck it up and quit whining. Haha.

Now, let me show you a little something..tutorial wtf, on the shittiness-proven steps of printmaking.

So, one thing you definitely need is ample space. Which I obviously don't have. This was on the dining table. fml.

Then, you need this ultra expensive fancy ink. Or is it oil paint? wtf failed tutorial. Rm 20+ a bottle.

Ooh, and this is a palette knife. It's apparently a 'she' because it's named Ashley. Oh, or a 'he'? Some guys are named Ashley. wtf.

You spread the paint with a palette knife on a clean surface.

And presenting.. a roller! This is, if I'm not mistaken, Aqilah's.

Note: If it's returned to you broken in any way, it's NOT my fault.

A jar of raisins. Like, HUGE mega-sized raisins.

The fun begins. You start rolling over the paint and remember, you have to sing Limp Bizkit's Rollin' to get the groove on. I did actually HAH!

Next step is to roll over the thing I so failed to mention in the early stages. HAH! It's a frame with a letter inside made of masking tape.

You shall roll like the way you would certain activities. Like, do it hard enough to get things going, but gentle enough that you won't tear anything. HAH!

Place a piece of paper on top and apply force onto it, making sure you get everything covered.

OMG so beautiful RIGHT? Seriously at that moment I was ecstatic, hyper-ventilating at my first perfect piece of print. So I peeled the paper to reveal the printed part. And then I died. See below.

fuck my life. FUCK my life. Now you know I can be pretty idiotic and dumb at times. A much-needed word defines this situation precisely -TIU.

SO, I did myself a favor and placed a big note to remind myself. I'm a klutz.

And the painstakingly process of re-doing began.

Finally!

Countless number of rolls of masking tape were harmed in the event of this exercise.

Now folks, isn't printmaking so much fun?

\ L - v i b e ! /

Monoprint, 1 capital, 4 lowercase, 4 punctuations. Weee...

Photoboothed.

2009-09-21T04:17:00.012+08:00

Just something very LMAO, ROFL and PSML-material that I thought I'd share with you.

Taken way back when in Sem. 1.

I present to you,

Uglehs of Planet Ugh!

Warning: The last one will render you ~~unconscious~~ comatose.

There's more! BUT all good things come to an end. Wtf I'm not making sense.

Now go make some pasta and dance to Macarena.

mad about Saffron.

2009-09-18T19:34:00.009+08:00

The sun has risen. For the gloomy skies which shrouded it has vanished. For the ravens are long gone and dissipated. The ghost feels light and unburdened.

HOH!
An exhausting and torturous week has been crossed off the calendar and a totaled me is screaming for a getaway. Anyone offering company? smirks. It's the holidays man! Gonna have time for people who miss me dearly (see tagboard rofl). Okay I failed to convince myself that next week shall be an exciting and fun-filled break I've been looking forward to, simply because..

A. I'm broke as hell after spending like crazy on materials for assignments screams BOX of Principles and PJ (printjob rofl BJ hahaha).

B. I have to re-do the PJ because ALL of my prints is rejected. fml. And that's because I got tiny microscopic stains on most of then and ALL of it is positioned dead centre when the brief stated otherwise. My bad loh! Merciless = Ernesto.

C. I'm trying to save for the class trip to Cherating. Which is impossible. Since when I save?? I'm just too frugal when it comes to spending that I don't need to save CEHWA. But yeah, Lawr desperately needs money to survive in this overly exaggerated "difficult" life of his.

D. Seems like it that I wouldn't get to join the fun at Cherating. Shit anywhere else for that matter. Cause I'm broke aghh.

E. I have another project for Typography due godknowswhen. Damn creative juice better start flowing.

F. All of the above. fmlihopegilgrissomfindsmybody.

OH!

I'm super duper excited for the sister. Let's just say, frills are coming instead of drills, both of which are thrills. Hahaha..ehh..quite obvious eh. Nice rhyme yeah!

I'm hungry so I shall go get myself nugget sandwiches, which are nuggets sandwiched between two bread with added mush of other things. Goodbye.

Cleansing, hear me out.

2009-09-13T01:32:00.010+08:00

So what up about the encrypted text below? Well, it's something I've been wanting to spill to someone. I hope you know who you are. I really want to whisper you the password. But, somehow, my nerve has got the best of me.

Lately I've been drowning myself in this mass research sess for my assignments, and I'm more than inspired now. I realised I really wanna pursue a career in the creative field. Anything, fine art, graphic, writing, publishing, fashion, photog, the bombs. I wanna do it all! All that being said, a desire is often murdered by my very prominent attraction to procrastination.

I finally watched The Breakfast Club. It's very good considering it's a movie made in the 80s. The storyline is very common, but it's common at it's best. In this movie, five students from different social cliques - the princess, the basket case, the brain, the athlete and the criminal - were summoned to detention on a Saturday. Funny, I thought detentions are after classes on the same day? Anyways, obviously, they ridiculed each other initially, though later bonded and learnt things about each other. The thing is, each character in the movie thinks his/her life sucks because of this and that, but later realised he/she is not the only one with a fucked up life. And of course my love will forever be with the weird one, in this case the basket case, played by Ally Sheedy, who's stil hot btw, milf wtf. Hahaha. Coincidentally, the basket case's name is Allison too! I like so many Allisons. The running scene was pretty hilarious. :D

criminal, athlete, basket case, princess, brain

Hahaha. Nah, I'm just kidding. The movie sucked.
Hohoho. Reverse kidding. ROFL got that off Rita Rocks.

I don't know what is wrong.

But you're being inconsiderate.

Maybe because you don't know.

Ais Kacang.

2009-09-11T00:59:00.005+08:00

Show encrypted text

meme, youyou

2009-08-30T22:46:00.013+08:00

1. I always have a hard time starting something. This meme for instance. But, I tend to find a flow or a way to work around it and well, flow with it.

2. I think I'm quite an actor. Though I'm a terrible liar. I always get caught. Oh wait, I rarely lie. Seriously.

3. I'm very blatant. Blunt. I usually say things for what they are. So, I can safely say I'm really not easily likable. A younger friend of mine once told me that I deliver the truth without the sting. I shall take that as a compliment.

4. I get confused easily. I still pause to think which side is left and which is right. I hope I don't escort this defected side of me to my driving lessons.

5. As a child, I enjoyed sticking my tongue on those 9V batteries. You get that tingling ooh-ahh sensation.

6. I never understood Functions, the first chapter of Form 4 Add. Maths. For SPM, I decided to ditch that particular chapter and focused on other 'easier' ones. During the exam, MANY questions on Functions came out. FML.

7. I try too hard not to try too hard sometimes.

8. I like to lick ketchup. The ketchup in McDonald's j'adore. I once had 4 of those tiny saucers of ketchup. Without the help of other edible products. Shoot me.

9. It's hard for me to inhibit myself from temptations. I have a mind that works on its own. Therefore, I lack self-control.

10. I tend to use the word 'hate'. Though most of the time it's mere magnification of utter dislike. I dislike a lot of things. Particularly, individuals who present themselves in a certain way.

11. I missed the days I stayed back after school to study with my mates. Albeit the fact the study phase usually ends 20 minutes after as we start straying into other things.

12. I think I turned out quite alright despite the things I've been through.

13. I have size 10 feet. However, I purchase size 11 or 12 shoes because my feet are broad.

14. I hated the primary school I went to. But, I'm grateful for the friends I made there.

15. I wish I was more musically-inclined. I long to learn to play the drums, guitar; both acoustic and electric, and the piano. Learn a few dance moves wouldn't be such a bad idea, too.

16. I'm proud of what I have achieved so far. Particularly, my SPM results. You have no idea how deeply sunken I was before.

17. Unlike some people. I need to exert myself vigorously in hopes of producing great outcomes. Okay, maybe that's what everyone else do, too.

18. I tend to isolate myself, though I'm proud to say I do mix around and do have friends.

19. I like to make people laugh. It's just a nice feeling to see people around me happy.

20. I try my hardest not to care what impression I lay on people's minds. But, how can I not? I'm human afterall.

21. I wish I read more. Like, take up reading as a habit. I feel cleverly written words with full finesse and that exudes the writer's savoir-faire depicts sexiness more than a sleazy poster of scantilly-clad if not nude woman.

22. Me as a person if put on a scale 0 - 10 for normalcy and 0 being normal at its best, I think I score 8.

23. I suffered from the dengue fever when I was 14 and was hospitalised for nearly a week. On the first night, I swear I heard someone calling my name. Though as we all can guess, there was no one. And then I got the worst itch I ever had. Imagine having itch all over your body but no scratch can make them go away. Yeah, I thought I was gonna die.

24. When I was 7, my right foot got tangled into the bicycle's rim. I cried all the way to the hospital thinking my foot was to be amputated.

25. I swear like there's no tomorrow.

26. I'm fascinated with big eyes, dementia, crime stories, psychological thrillers, disturbing histories of serial killers like Jeffrey Dahmer, the Zodiac killer, Ted Kaczynski just to name a few, and things that emanates morbidity. I'm a bit twisted.

27. I like speaking with accents other than my own. Precisely, the British. It's very distinctive. I can't stop saying Glorious Friday in said accent after reading Liyana's blog. It's so darn addictive.

28. I 'm done with this list.

Donuts and donkeys.

2009-08-29T00:43:00.001+08:00

Err, yeah. :D

Aku sudah gila.

2009-08-23T01:15:00.004+08:00

Amutha + Lawr

Gambar rajah di atas menunjukkan kehidupanku sebagai seorang pengawas sekolah pada tahun 2008. Masa memang berlalu bagaikan air dalam longkang yang tiada sampah-sarap dan daun-daun kering. Rakanku yang bernama Amutha berasa kasihan padaku sehingga rela menemaniku dalam melakukan gelagat orang terencat sewaktu bergambar. Namun, Amutha telah gagal dengan sedaya upaya kerana gambar yang ditangkap hanyalah menunjukkan aku seorang yang terencat manakala Amutha kelihatan bagaikan seorang yang amat normal dari segi keterencatan (?). Ini adalah gambar yang amat gagal dari segala aspek kemanusiaan. Terima kasih kerana sanggup membazirkan masa anda yang amat berharga untuk membaca petikan yang begitu terencat. Sekian, terima kasih.

Cantik, menarik, kau memang the bomb WTF HAHAHAHAHA.

Baby come back wth!

2009-08-22T16:33:00.005+08:00

I lost my pen drive.

Did I leave it somewhere? I just can't frikking remember!

Classmates, have ya seen it? Find it and I'll love you forever.

It's purple (actually, it's pink according to the website wtf), 4Gb and err, there's this string attached to it. I know, how helpful. =.=

Err, there are assignments, pictures (gasps!) and videos (double gasps!) and SONGS in it! And my assignments! Gaah the brother's notes also in there. It's slaughter time!

Is there a kleptomaniac in the class? The other day was Mei's handphone and now, a pen drive? Haha great difference I know xD BUT still!