That's sexy right there

Hello there!

I've gotten rather lazy to blog. Either that, or that I'm not inspired to do so. First week of Semester 3 is over. And for this sem, I'm taking Photography. It's interesting to see the entire class filled with digital SLRs, when in the past we, okay, *I* used to go gaga over a friend's camera, since he was one of the few who has one.

Well, gaga can crawl back to Lady Gaga! Why? Cause the blogger is now a proud owner of a DSLR! Okay I admit the gaga line was pretty stupid. Hahaha.

Below is my very first photo, shot using the baby above.

A calculator wtf. Cheers for the laughs in the future! :D

Check my Flickr

Out of curiosity, I decided to have a go at Cafe World and Vampire Wars, some apps in Facebook. Little by little, I got hooked. More on Cafe World because I got sick of the slow VM.

Hahaha! It used to be Mamak Da Bomb. Now, it has been upgraded into a diner. Diner Da Bomb wtf.

As I am typing this, the father came out of nowhere and asked if I wanted to go to Danga Bay. At 3 in the morning, wtf. As ridiculous as this plan sounds, I said YES!

1. Never been to Johor fml.
2. Opportunities for awesome photographs!
3. The sea.
4. Watching the sunset near the sea.
5. It IS near the sea, right? 

Woohoo, Johor here I come! :D

Can die.

Dear Parents,

Here's a tip, stop whatever you're doing, and listen, I repeat, listen once in a while. It'll make my effort of communicating with you more worthwhile.

Dear Brother,

You suck. Grow up.

Dear Sister,

I understood the shit you have to put up with individuals mentioned above.

Dear High school Friends,

Thanks for the wonderful time today. Just reminds me how much I miss high school where money is the least of my problem, and yeah, Science subjects wtf. Oh, and you guys aww.

My brain is on the verge of exploding. It's like, when you're already emo like shit, and other people starts to nag, talk, "advise", complain, scold, yell, "show face colour", etc. And then you feel like the world is closing up on you or something and all these voices are hounding you like those pesky jingles they play on tv. And the last thing you know, you start thinking cruel, nasty, unspeakable thoughts that just shock your conscience. For me, all I want to do after that is scream STFU, then put on "hangus face" (canto).

Example of a VERY irritating situation:

A: Hey i got this thing i want to discuss with u.

B: Sure, hit me.

A: Well, I've been thinking..*starts jabbering away on a certain issue*

5 minutes later..

A: So, what do u think?

B: Hey, do u think this would look good on me/*insert other stupid, bimbotic, self-absorbed, irrelevant statements*

A: .... *Nasty, unspeakable thoughts resurfacing* MAHAI.

Pictures another day. Putting on a "hangus face" now. >:(

Babe & Porky

I suddenly got this desire.

I'm gonna buy myself a pig. Oh wait, a piglet.
But it  will  grow into a pig. But it wouldn't look like a piglet.

OR

I can buy myself two PIGS. And then watch them copulate wtf. And then I can get a lot more piglets than I asked for.

I'm gonna name one Babe. After the most epic pig ever. Oh, and another one - Porky. After another epic pig. I hope it stutters as well.

They can join Fatty and Notty -the couple of bitches I own and create a brother-sisterhood.

I might have to keep them away from my family though. They are ferocious pork-eaters. Very scary.

When people walk dogs or uhm, cats? I shall walk those pigs. Though I'd probably get gunned down by the people of this country.

I'm gonna get a Moleskine notebook for myself. Yes, I will get one.

Of silver-coloured spoons.

Feels like I'm not doing what I should be doing. Work. Hard. Feels like I'm slacking and purely depending on other people to get what I want. I'm not like that. I'm BETTER than that. That's not me. However, I find it hard to get what I want, myself. Blame the short leash I'm on. Blame the parents. Blame other people. Fuck you. Blame yourself, Lawrence! Improv!

I guess I ought to stop wishing and start working. But how? That is the question.

Site Revamped.

Read title.

I'm gonna call it a night. Ciao.

Spammage

I present to you, you and most importantly, you!

Some major projects covered in semester 2.

A montage celebrating 'mad' subjects.

By far the coolest thing I've done on Photoshop.

Weee.. Oooh and check those zombies out. Look familiar?

Typographic poster to promote a typeface.

That's 'font' for you normal earthlings buahaha.

Character design for Illustration class.

Meet Chaggy, the depressed tv creature!

Yo the semester's ending. Learnt a lot and slept less :D

Next up, Photography! Though I'm more excited about the free time I'll get to start working, earn a few extra bucks. FML my life has pushed me to second my love for photography Noooo!!

Please do comment on my work, let me know what's wrong or right. Wait. There is NO wrong or right in design. wtf Just criticize lah. ish.

Zombified

What is up people!

Recent weeks seem to be the toughest so far, with one deadline after another, IT'S CRAZY! Sleeping for less than 2 hours a day is so.. *speechless*. Oh, fuck it, it's too tiring to even write about. Anyways, finals are on Monday, omfg there's no time to exhale let alone inhale, DIE.

Moral wtf. My attendance for that class is likely uhmm, 2 out of 10? Hahaha. Since I can never make it to 8 o'clock classes on time. Never! And wtf is in that subject anyways?! I don't have a clue. So last week's test was like some slap on my face, causing my ulcers to rupture wtf so ganas. Metaphor btw. First look at the question and I went - wtf *blank look*.

There was one question which really like, made me go WHATTHE?

As soon as you have done something, your friend says to you, "You are very egoistic." How do you feel?

Super wtf right?! At least ask lah what I'm gonna do after that or whatever. Not that I don't appreciate it. Hehehe. Shh, I shall not speak foul of it before the finals.

MORAL IS SO DAMN HARD I CAN DIE JUST SPELLING IT

Then there's another one,

What is the main difference between Act Utilitarianism and Rule Utilitarianism?

My initial response was,

*Reads question again* What is the main difference between Act UtilittitltilaltiWTF *didn't bother finishing*. How the hell I know? -.-

Then came this annoying voice in my head that goes,

"That's why lah, always miss class, now dunno wtf is that also. Ahhh padan muka!"

Right after that was another voice, saying something I preferred to listen.

"But then again, you have been through a rough and hectic week, IT's OKAY.."

I SHALL ATTEMPT TO READ AND DIGEST MORAL INTO MY CHRONICALLY-DAMAGED

BRAIN.

WARNING: NEXT POST IS ALL ABOUT MY PROJECTS HOHOHO!

Old person who watches Hallmark.

It's 10.25 P.M.

1 hour and 35 minutes more before today ends.

Boring and uninteresting.

But I'm legal in a lot of ways now, so WOOHOO! Looking back, my 17th year of being alive past by so quickly in a blink of an eye, almost like the speed of light. And now, it's another year of new experiences, new faces, and other loads of new, new things to learn. Truly a refreshing year I had, from SPM to new job experiences to college!

Today I did what I should've done a couple of months back. I feel a baggage has been lifted off my back. And I'm glad. Though a little too late, I did it. :) But it'll never be the same again. :(

Compared to last year, this year's birthday was indeed rather gloomy. BFFs scattered all over make it difficult to meet up. Final exams for those F6 kids equals FML. Dinner with the family and chowing on Twisties watching horribly bermoral movies on Hallmark wtf seems to suffice then. Okay, not really. Noooo! Hallmark!!! Hallmark!!! Wtf is wrong with me!! Hahaha! So with not much happening, there's not much to write about. Burn me, please.

Yo, yo DSLR is coming up bebeh. Sexy ooh ahh! And thanks to everybody who wished. And to those who didn't, YOU SUCK! Hahahaa! Thanking people on Facebook is hard labor man, coz Fb is seriously bugged. Comments seem to self-destruct and go missing.

Oh well, here's to an 18 year old me.

Dai gor jai loh, yew sang seng jou yan ah.